SPKZMC:Glossary
📜 The Art3mis Server Lexicon: A Guide to The Royal Decree (SPKZ's Minecraft Server) Lingo
Welcome to Project Art3mis, where chaos, anarchy, and questionable economic policies thrive under the watchful (but mostly indifferent) eyes of the Royal Decree. To help you navigate this dystopian sandbox, here’s a list of official server terminology:
🏛 Governance & Land Management
🟢 The Royal Decree – The two admins who function as the supreme overlords, lawmakers, and emergency infrastructure funders. Often seen making “fair” decisions, which conveniently always benefit them the most.
🟢 Homesteading – The process of claiming a 100x100 plot of land for personal use. Inspired by historic land grab policies, but with fewer land disputes and more automated claims.
🟢 Land Grants – Official Royal Decree-sanctioned land ownership given to players, allowing them to build, exploit, or hoard resources as they please.
🟢 Protected Lands – Any region owned by the Royal Decree where random griefing is not allowed—usually reserved for megaprojects, infrastructure, or places the admins are too lazy to rebuild.
🟢 Squatter's Rights – The unofficial "I built here first" argument, commonly used when two players want the same land but neither actually filed a claim.
💰 Economy & Trade
🟡 The Exchange – The central trading hub where players can swap emeralds and dirt for JungRai Coins ($JR). Despite its importance, nobody actually uses dirt as a currency, but it still exists for historical reasons.
🟡 $JR (JungRai Coins) – The official currency of Art3mis, backed by emeralds, dirt, and misplaced trust. Players can hoard it, trade it, or use it to flex their server wealth.
🟡 Proof of Reserves – The fact that MoNoLidThZ owns the server shop and holds all the $JR used for trading, meaning the economy is technically not a scam… but it sure feels like one.
🟡 Squidward Taxation (aka VAT - Villager Added Tax™) – The invisible markup on villager trades, ensuring that every deal favors the economy (or the Royal Decree).
🟡 Oasis Black Market – The unofficial, totally legal, but definitely shady place where contraband, restricted items, and absurdly expensive goods are exchanged under the table.
🦑 Villagers & NPCs
🔵 Squidwards – The villagers who operate shops, farms, and trading posts. There are two categories:
- 🟢 Natural-Born Squidwards – Found in naturally spawned villages and later “relocated” to work in designated economic zones.
- 🟢 CMD Squidwards – Villagers spawned via Admin Commands, eggs, or wizardry, usually employed in "high-efficiency" trade farms.
🔵 The Squidward Colonization Project – A totally ethical initiative by the Royal Decree that relocates villagers to better living conditions (trading stalls they can never leave).
🔵 Squidward Uprising (Hypothetical) – The theoretical event where villagers somehow learn how to fight back. Unlikely, but we’re keeping an eye on them.
🏗 Infrastructure & Server Mechanics
⚒️ The Interstate Nether Highway System (INHS) – The massive, over-engineered, high-speed ice road spanning the Nether. Funded by the Royal Decree to "improve transportation," but mostly to increase trade volume.
⚒️ The Hyperloop – A massively overbuilt Nether highway that allows near-instant travel across vast distances, with zero safety measures in place.
⚒️ The Valley of Wheat – A shared farming resource established by Abdul, designed to ensure no one starves, but more importantly, to completely devalue wheat-based trades.
⚒️ The Melon Ring™ – The famous circular melon farm that serves no real purpose except to prove MoNoRi-Chan has too much free time.
⚔️ Anarchy & PvP Terms
⚫ The 1% of Art3mis – The ultra-wealthy players who have hoarded enough $JR to buy out the economy. Example: Abdul and his Excavation Empire.
⚫ The KeepInventory Paradox – Since items don’t drop on death, PvP fights are purely for clout, not for loot. Some argue this removes risk—others just enjoy murder.
⚫ Recovery Compass Buyback Program – An economic experiment where a completely useless item (Recovery Compass) is turned into "Gold Certificates" redeemable for obscene amounts of $JR.
⚫ The Art3mis "No Chat Signing" Policy – Unlike other servers, Project Art3mis does not enforce Mojang's chat reporting system. Players can speak freely without worrying about Big Brother watching.
🛑 Laws, Loopholes, & "Guidelines"
⚖️ The First Rule of Art3mis – There are no real rules, but if you mess with Royal Decree infrastructure, you’re gonna have a bad time.
⚖️ The KeepInventory Justification™ – "Dying shouldn’t be the end of your story, just a minor inconvenience."
⚖️ The "Admin Intervention Clause" – Admins don’t intervene… unless they really feel like it.
⚖️ The Anti-Admin Abuse Defense – "It's not admin abuse if there's only two admins."
🎭 Miscellaneous & Running Jokes
🎭 The Abdul Excavation Empire – A meme-turned-reality, Abdul’s operations have dug more land than any war ever destroyed.
🎭 "Wasting Time" – What outsiders call MoNoRi-Chan’s server building projects. But hey, if you’re gonna waste time, do it in style.
🎭 The Art3mis Speedrun – Players grind wealth at insane speeds just to reach top 10 leaderboard, then log out forever.
🚀 Final Thoughts: Welcome to Art3mis
Project Art3mis isn’t just a server—it’s a sandbox of chaos, economics, and Squidward labor camps disguised as a “fun multiplayer experience.”
Come for the anarchy.
Stay for the questionable economic policies.
Leave when you realize Abdul owns everything.
