SPKZMC:Freelytra Day
đ 4/27/2025: Freelytra Day
The Day Generosity Met Capitalism at Spawn
It was supposed to be a normal day in Project Art3mis.
Players grinding. Creepers exploding. Someone inevitably building a dirt hut on a cliff.
Until Califrog, our beloved Royal Decree co-founder, had a stroke of chaotic generosity:
"Everyone online gets a free Elytra!"
And just like that, April 27, 2025, became known forever as Freelytra Day â a day when 7â8 lucky players were handed wings and told to soar into the skies... or, more realistically, crash into the nearest tree.
đ Enter Capitalism: MoNoLidThZâs Market Boom
While players were still figuring out which key to press for takeoff, MoNoLidThZ spotted a golden opportunity.
Without hesitation, he renovated his humble Mehndi's Mending stall into a full-blown market bazaar:
- Mending Books: 15 Emeralds (because tariffs, obviously)
- Saddles: (because now youâll want to ride in style too)
- Rockets: $JR5 a pop (essentially jet fuel for the common peasant)
Spawn was no longer just spawnâit was now Spawn Mall.
MoNoLidThZ, probably sipping a latte: "When Califrog hands you free Elytras... sell them the fuel."
đŹ Califrogâs Counterstrike: CFâs MaxMart
Seeing MoNoâs blooming business empire, Califrog couldnât resist.
In true anarcho-capitalist spirit, he erected a rival store right across the street:
CF's MaxMartâ˘.
- Ender Pearls: Practically being thrown at customers
- Totems of Undying: Because safety first, capitalism second
- Prices: Undercut Rocket Prices aggressively ($JR 1 for 1 Second Rocket) because why not start a Cold War at Spawn
Thus began the Great Spawn Mall Arms Race, where the real winners were the playersânow spoiled for choice between MoNoMart⢠and CFâs MaxMartâ˘.
đ What We Learned:
- Free stuff breeds capitalism faster than rabbits.
- Califrog gives with one hand and competes with the other.
- MoNoLidThZ can turn literally anything into a marketplace.
- Players will spend $JR like it's burning a hole in their pockets.
đď¸ Final Thought:
"April 27th, 2025 â the day Project Art3mis players touched the sky... and promptly built shopping malls in it." â Royal Decree, probably drafting zoning laws theyâll ignore anyway
