SPKZMC:UniconServer Federation

Information from The State of Sarkhan Official Records
UniconServer Federation

UniconServer Federation: From Cobble Miners to Economic Titans

(Updated Report by MoNoRi-Chan, now fully recovered from bot envy but still not emotionally stable around helicopters.)

NEO-OASIS, ART3MIS — What began as a quirky faction of two humans and an army of labor bots has now evolved into the server’s most strategically terrifying yet aesthetically modest regime: the UniconServer Federation.

Once jokingly dubbed MongKoL MahaNakhon, the federation—now formalized—is led by the mysteriously efficient, painfully humble architect of digital chaos: MongkoL_PP. A man whose base might be just 16x4 blocks wide, but on the rooftop sits a one-of-a-kind helicopter, purchased during a fleeting moment of player-to-player vehicle capitalism, now considered server urban legend.

🧄 Birth of a Startup Nation

Despite looking like your average cobblestone hoarder, MongkoL’s economic infrastructure is so meticulously scripted, it could pass off as a demo for an AI-generated economy sim. His empire grew from:

Bots fishing and farming.

Mass mining operations backed by scriptable AI.

Redstone farms that somehow reduce lag, which had MoNoRi-Chan double-checking /tps in disbelief.

MongkoL purchased a 1000x1000 land protection using all his hard-farmed $JR coins, effectively becoming the first faction on the server with Startup Unicorn Status — complete with the glowing prefix: [🦄UniconServer]. He paid everything in cold hard $JR, not influence.

🧠 Modesty & Max TPS Coexist

Unlike every other giga-chad megabuilder on the server, MongkoL doesn’t flaunt size. His base is smaller than a Villager breeder. Yet every block has purpose. Redstone is clean. Farms are chunk-aligned. Tick efficiency is optimal. It’s as if a corporate consultant played Minecraft.

His neighbor, .Yannxwat, still plays on Bedrock Edition, referred lovingly by server regulars as Bugrock. But MongkoL deliberately avoids laggy mega-farms to ensure his Bugrock ally can survive without glitching into the void or eating dirt slabs.

File:UnicornServer Helicopter.png
UniconServer Federation HQ, rooftop vehicle not included in zoning paperwork

🚁 The Helicopter Incident

The helicopter — a one-off vehicle plugin item that was auctioned for an undisclosed amount — was acquired by MongkoL in what’s described as a "transaction so fast, the server log didn’t even catch it."

MoNoRi-Chan, in ceremonial satire, gifted him a map art: → "North Korean Soldiers Marching", an ironic homage to MongkoL's unrelenting workforce of bots who somehow manage to look more coordinated than half the server.

📎 Server Recognition

  • Prefix Granted: [UniconServer]*Reason: Demonstrated governance, automation mastery, and emotional restraint in base size.
  • Map Art Honor: North Korean Soldiers (currently displayed at Wall of MongkoL Residence, next to the “Marching In Honor” )
  • TPS Contribution: +1.3 server average — MongkoL’s farms actively perform better than most “optimized” setups.

🡢 Technical Stats & Fun Facts

Hardware:

  • CPU: i7-3700s (Sandy Bridge era, budget-flex edition)
  • GPU: RTX 3060 12GB (aka the only modern part)
  • RAM: 16GB DDR3, partially defective, likely bottlenecking but still somehow functional

Minecraft Account: Acquired using VPN + Key Redeem Trick = ~700 THB

Refused Admin Proposal: Categorized now as a Tier 2 State Actor of NSH Coalition

NSH = No Spawned Help — not a clan, not a group, not a gov. Just a decentralized state of mind: "If I didn’t mine it, I don’t want it."

🌟 Trivia

MongkoL is now referred to by MoNoRi-Chan as the server’s Taneleer Tivan a.k.a. The Collector, due to:

  • Owning the only helicopter.
  • Holding legacy enchanted gear sets from the Pre-Balance Era.
  • And having bots in every major industry.

Uses /afk more times per hour than average players use /home.

His land plot is officially known as “Sector M: Unicon Autonomous Zone”

Is currently #2 in $JR wealth ranking, below only Mrtelevision — but if mining bots keep going, Abdul may soon lose that bronze spot.

Owns a private /warp he refuses to share. Rumor says it leads to an underground kelp vault.

💬 Notable Quotes

[Shop Hee]Califrog: ผมมีข้อเสนอให้มงคล
[Shop Hee]Califrog: มงคลเอาแอดมินไหม ?
[UniconServer]MongkoL_PP: ไม่เอาครับ
  • “I don’t need a mega base. I have mega TPS.”
  • “Automation isn’t cheating. It’s efficiency with a config file.”
  • “I let my Bedrock friends build next to me. That’s how you know I care.”

📌 Infobox

{{Infobox_Player  
 | player = MongkoL  
 | title = The Collector  
 | alignment = Benevolent Technocrat  
 | risk_level = 🟡 Passive-Economic Threat  
 | affiliation = UnicornServer Federation  
 | clearance = Tier 2 (Authorized Empire)  
 | favorite_command = @mine redstone_ore
}}