SPKZMC:NSH Coalition
Title: The NSH Coalition: Hermits of Art3mis and the Last Bastion of Vanilla Purity
🪖 Who are the NSH Coalition?
Deep within the anarcho-capitalist technosphere that is Project Art3mis, where flying machines scar the landscape and economy is ruled by barons hauling in shulker-loads of iron blocks per hour, exists a faction that defies it all — the NSH Coalition.
NSH, short for No Spawned Help, is not a clan, not a government, not even a Discord group. It's a state of mind. A decentralized, loosely coordinated collection of players who decided that if they didn’t mine it, grow it, or suffer for it, they don’t want it.
No creative mode cheats. No protection stones. No schematics. No teleporting.
They are hermits, and proud of it.
🏡 Life in Isolation: Digital Hermitage
NSH players can often be found building quiet lives thousands of blocks away from spawn — not because they’re exiled, but because they chose the grind.
“If it ain’t Vanilla, it’s a Virus.” — a signpost found outside one of NSH member's underground potato farm
They rarely log in to voice chat. Their player skins are usually unmodded Steve or Alex. They may not even appear on the /who list — either due to ghost protocol or just AFKing while fishing in a hole.
They live in:
- Cobblestone bunkers
- Dirt huts with farms
- Occasionally sophisticated mega-bases painstakingly built by hand block-by-block, without use of Baritone or Litematica.
They refuse handouts, even when offered free gear. Some have been seen throwing enchanted diamond armor into lava, muttering "spawned filth" as they do it.
🔥 Opposition to Modernity
The NSH Coalition emerged as a reactionary force to the rise of:
- Mass Automation (looking at you, Sky Factory)
- Velocity-Proxied Multiworld Overlords
- ProtectionStone Taxation Bureaucracy
They were the first to openly boycott the ProtectionStone system, citing:
“Land bought is land soulless. I will till the dirt with my own hands.”
To them, using server mods is like injecting yourself with performance enhancers in a friendly potato sack race.
🧠 Mindset of a Hermit: NSH Doctrine
They follow several unspoken codes:
- You build it, or you don't deserve it.
- Teleportation is spiritual fraud.
- If it can't be broken with stone tools, it's unnecessary.
- Silence is golden. So is hiding your coords.
🛡️ The NSH Defense Tactics
Despite their anti-meta stance, NSH members are not defenseless:
- Many trap their bases with classic redstone contraptions
- Their bunkers are labyrinthine, taking a page out of 2b2t’s oldest survivalists
- Some NSH players only travel at night or during rain, using camouflage and misdirection to stay hidden
- PvP avoidance isn't cowardice; it's called "strategic engagement denial"
📜 Notable Incidents
- The Great Wither Lure of Ch4: NSH base raided not by PvP players, but by someone dropping a wither next to their valley. The NSH player, instead of quitting, built a shrine to the wither and made it their “guardian deity.” The wither is still there, name-tagged “Capitalism.”
- "Cowstack Massacre": An NSH-affiliated player had over 200 cows in a pen for leather-bound books. When a player using OptiFine’s entity culling visited, their game crashed. NSH claimed it was an “unintentional form of information warfare.”
🤔 Are They LARPers or Legends?
To outsiders, the NSH Coalition is a meme — a group of LARPers roleplaying as Minecraft monks. But to the true believers, they are keepers of the flame, the last holdouts against digital decadence.
They are often mocked, but secretly admired. Their farms? Efficient. Their bases? Beautifully inefficient. Their lives? Peaceful, unbothered by the constant bickering of land taxes or the stock market.
🧂 Closing Words
When asked about the recent rise of the server economy, ProtectionStone market manipulation, and trillion-dollar iron barons, one NSH player named "StoneJimmy" simply replied:
“I just wanted to build a cabin. Y’all are out here inventing the IMF.”
They might not control spawn. They might not have a faction logo. But the NSH Coalition controls something far more powerful:
Peace of mind.
Known Members
NSH Coalition is mostly operated in isolated condition, known members mostly never recognized themselves as member of the Coalition but the list are not limited to:
- Sutizoli
Filed under: Art3mis Wiki > Factions > NSH Coalition
Tagline: "No Spawned Help. No Problem."
