SPKZMC:MongKoL Empire
MongKoL MahaNakhon: The Empire of Two Humans and a Thousand Bots
(Special Report by MoNoRi-Chan, still recovering from bot envy.)
NEO-OASIS, ART3MIS — The sun had barely crested the synthetic skyline of the server, when a jaw-dropping revelation struck the upper echelons of Oasis’ Free Market District like a TNT cannon from 1.12: MongkoL Empire was no longer just a meme—it was a full-blown bot-powered labor camp with aspirations grander than its member count.
The Empire, ruled by none other than MongkoL_PP, welcomed MoNoRi-Chan for a tour. Alongside him was .Yannxwat, a brave soul who connected from the war-torn client known as Bedrock Edition—or as he calls it, "Bugrock Edition", a term so self-deprecating it makes Java players chuckle and console Bedrock users simultaneously.
But MoNoRi-Chan wasn’t prepared for what came next...
🎥 Cut to: MoNoRi-Chan standing still, face slowly contorting in a mix of awe and seething envy, Patrick Bateman-style, staring at a line of synchronized bots mining with robotic precision.
"Look at that... Bone meal automation. Fishing bots. Even cobblestone generation. It's—"
He adjusts his monocle of economic despair.
"—perfect."
In honor (or satire) of their ambitions, MoNoRi-Chan dubbed the growing empire "MongKoL MahaNakhon", a cheeky nod to Krung Thep Maha Nakhon (Bangkok), except instead of millions of humans, it boasts two sentient beings and an army of digital proletariat.
🏭 Botocracy of the Server
While Oasis fields its Abdul Family—Abdul, Abpri, and Abpang—covertly mining quartz and scheming beneath the radar of Royal Decree enforcement, the MongkoL Empire took a different route: transparency by absurdity. You don’t hide the bots; you parade them like a North Korean military drill.
"I just want to be efficient," MongkoL_PP said, casually walking past three bots simultaneously fishing, farming, and mining for diamonds.
"Efficiency?" MoNoRi-Chan muttered, gazing into the bots' soulless eyes. "You mean capitalism perfected."
💰 The Quartz Rush
With the AdminShop now accepting Nether Quartz for $JR450 a pop, the quartz economy is entering fever dream territory. MongkoL's Empire, with its unionized (read: scripted) workforce, began flooding the market with processed quartz.
But wait—who else is competing?
Enter Abdul's Company.
The elusive trio of Oasis, known for their shady desert dealings and explosive excavation tactics, have ramped up Nether mining operations. The Field Base is active. Their shulkers, full. Their pickaxes, dangerously near breaking point.
“It’s like Quartzcoin but worse,” commented a local trader. “I don’t even build with quartz. I just hoard it now.”
👑 MoNoRi-Chan’s Final Thoughts
Is MongkoL MahaNakhon the dawn of a new age—or just a cleverly disguised labor abuse sim?
Either way, one thing is certain: Automation is king.
And while the Ab Units quietly stockpile quartz and MongkoL’s bots chant /msg .Yannxwat Hello Master, somewhere deep within MoNoRi-Chan’s capitalist soul, he whispers:
“If you can’t beat the bots... script harder.”
📝 Trivia:
- MongkoL Empire currently holds the highest ratio of bots-to-humans on Art3mis, surpassing even Abpri’s mining cult.
.Yannxwatis the first known Bugrock user to run an empire while surviving a mob of Java Edition jokes.- Abdul was spotted at
/warp quartzhellwith Efficiency V pickaxes and a shulker named “Monopoly.” - Royal Decree has yet to comment on the legality of "MongKoL MahaNakhon" due to ongoing investigations into excessive worker rights violations... by bots.
Stay tuned for more server drama, bot revolts, and the inevitable Quartz Bubble™ crash, only on Art3mis Observer.
