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🎬 Royal Decree: Episode ??? – Creative Mode is a Red Pill
A Project Art3mis Sitcom in 12 TPS
[Intro - Voiceover, deep tone like Morpheus]
"What is Minecraft, but a construct? A blocky illusion, shaped by those who dare to type /op into the console. Some craft, some trade... and some, like MoNoLidThZ, awaken."
[Scene 1 – Logins and Foreshadowing]
[RD]MoNoLidThZ has joined Channel 2!
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Sup, just checking the vibes
[D.Member]Vincent: Yo!
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Final day of your break?
[D.Member]Vincent: Yeah... back to IRL conscription tomorrow
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: RIP civilian life
[D.Member]Vincent: And straight into unemployment after that 😎
The server was peaceful. Players were vibing. But something... was loading.
[OG].Rikunga has joined Channel 2!
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Welcome, traveler
[OG].Rikunga: It’s building time, baby 😤
[Scene 2 – The Dungeon That Should Not Have Been]
[OG].Rikunga: Dungeon tower’s toast. Who griefed me?!
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: At first I thought it was abstract art...
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Then I realized it was abstract war
[D.Member]Vincent: Bro built an XP farm in my backyard
[D.Member]Vincent: My villagers are in therapy now
Vincent proceeds to build a Great Wall, Trump's spirit infused.
[D.Member]Vincent: I’m putting tariffs on Mending books now. 12 emeralds? Nah. 15.
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Make Oasis Great Again 😤
[Scene 3 – Flatland Fails and Floating Dreams]
[OG].Rikunga: Finding flat land here is impossible…
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Welcome to Terratonic terrain generation. It’s 98% peaks, 2% peace.
[D.Member]Vincent: You weren’t the chosen one.
[OG].Rikunga: Guess I’m building... IN THE SKY
Cut to Riku ascending like Neo in the final Matrix scene.
[Scene 4 – Enter: The Floating Island]
[OG].Rikunga has joined Channel 2!
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: I found you a sky island. Flat. Isolated. Ideal.
[OG].Rikunga: Did I just log into a different dimension?!
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Same map. Just elevated. Like your destiny.
[Scene 5 – The Portal Arc: No Way Home]
[OG].Rikunga: I’m lost. This is Spider-Man: No Way Home
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Portal’s done.
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Welcome to Warp Alpha. Mind the lag.
[Scene 6 – Breaking the Server's Constitution With One Permission Node]
Riku returns to find his build perms revoked by reality...
[OG].Rikunga: Why can’t I build?
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: AdvancedPortals plugin needs `advancedportals.build`. Not in docs, but here ya go.
[OG].Rikunga: I HAVE SEEN THE CODE
[Voiceover – Morpheus-style]
"MoNoLidThZ didn’t just show Riku the path. He opened the door. And gave him Creative Mode."
[Scene 7 – Vincent Watches From the Wall]
[D.Member]Vincent: So let me get this straight…
[D.Member]Vincent: He gets Creative Mode and I get to sell books for 15 emeralds?
[RD]MoNoLidThZ: Yes. And I lavacasted his old base, so balance is restored
🎬 End Title Card
🎥 Royal Decree – Episode ???
🏷️ "There is no spoon. Just Creative Mode."
🔗 "You either die a builder, or live long enough to see your schematics become a Sky Island."
💬 ”MoNoLidThZ is the architect, but this time, the dungeon wasn’t in the blueprint.”
1st Draft (Fed to GPT Without Chat Context)
🎬 Royal Decree Episode ?? – “The Great Creative Caper”
[Scene: Project Art3mis, just outside the spawn point. MoNoLidThZ is AFK, staring into a lectern. A flaming chicken walks by.]
Narrator (deep Jamaican-African voice):
"In a server where anarchy is lawless, but also mildly legislated... two forces prepare to build. Or bicker. Or both."
[ACT 1 – Creative Chaos]
Riku, username .Rikunga, spawns in. No one knows who he is. He might be a seasoned builder... or just a guy with too much confidence and Optifine shaders.
MoNoLidThZ (casually, probably caffeinated):
“Here, take Creative. Impress me. Or implode. Either is good content.”
Poof. .Rikunga now has unrestricted Creative Mode access. God help us all.
Meanwhile, Vincent, who has just heroically returned with Elytra and a dragon head from the End, sees a floating "Dungeon Tower" sprouting ominously in the distance like a Pinterest board gone rogue.
[ACT 2 – The Vincentland Border Crisis]
Vincent (grumbling):
“This guy drops in with admin powers, spawns a monster tower next to my villagers, and now I have to play medieval immigration control?!”
Vincent slaps down two layers of cobblestone walls and declares the start of the Emerald Tariff Policy.™
Vincent (in global chat):
“Prices on Mending just went up. 12 emeralds? Make it 15. You want peace, you pay protection tax.”
[ACT 3 – Royal Decree Diplomacy]
MoNoRi-Chan returns from AFK status, holding a lava bucket.
MoNoRi-Chan:
“Gentlemen. Let me solve this with grace, diplomacy... and lava.”
A great lavacast descends from the heavens, engulfing Riku’s Dungeon Tower in molten justice.
Then, with procrastination energy at full power, he builds a floating island in the sky and links it to spawn with a Nether portal titled:
"Riku's Re-education Cloud."
MoNoRi-Chan (to Riku):
“You’re not being banished, you’re being... elevated. You’re now the official Cloud Builder. Go nuts. Just don’t leak mobs next time.”
[ACT 4 – Resolution? Maybe?]
Vincent stares at the floating island, unimpressed, still [D.Member] rank.
Vincent:
“I slay the dragon, trade with villagers, build infrastructure... and I get walls and a tax plan. This guy spawns monsters and gets a Sky Palace.”
Riku, now floating, builds a cathedral in Creative mode using prismarine and arrogance.
Narrator:
"In Project Art3mis, justice isn’t always symmetrical... but at least it’s aesthetically pleasing."
[CLOSING CREDITS: (In blocky font)]
🎖️ MoNoLidThZ – Royal Decree, Lava Diplomat
🎖️ Vincent – [D.Member], Minister of Mending & Tariffs
🎖️ Riku – Builder of Unknown Origin, now Sky Lord
Coming up next week on Royal Decree:
“The Case of the Missing End Crystal” – Did Abdul blow it up? Did Califrog sell it to the squidwards? Or did MoNoRi-Chan forget to back up the server again? Tune in to find out.
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