SPKZMC:Land Claims/Taxation
📜 Executive Order 404-FROG: “มีปัญญาวางโพรเทค พวกมึงต้องมีปัญญาจ่าย”
— Donald C. Frog, Supreme Chairman of the Art3mis Free Market Confederation
🐸📡 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY (or after MoNoRi-Chan reconnects to Wi-Fi) With rising concerns over speculative claim hoarding and real estate inflation on Art3mis, the office of President Donald C. Frog has issued a bold and unapologetically spicy decree:
“If you can afford to claim it, you better damn well afford to pay for it.”
This is not just taxation—this is a claim-scale purge protocol to return Art3mis to its Anarcho-Builder roots, curb exploitation, and make land matter again.
💰 THE GREAT TAXATION REFORM OF 2025
Here’s the official enacted tax tariff rates and why Elite-Tier Builders get rewarded, while plot goblins and land leeches get choked out by their own $JR greed:
Claim Size | Price ($JR) | Tax Rate | Daily Tax | 2-Week Cost | Value Verdict |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
10x10 | 3,000 | 30% | 64.29 | 900 | ✅ Beginner-friendly |
30x30 | 8,900 | 50% | 317.86 | 4,450 | ❌ Not worth the rate |
50x50 | 9,900 | 250% | 1,767.86 | 24,750 | ☢️ Hoarder death trap |
70x70 | 14,000 | 50% | 500.00 | 7,000 | ❌ Still too spicy |
90x90 | 32,000 | 35% | 800.00 | 11,200 | ✅ Decent mid-tier |
150x150 | 140,000 | 15% | 1,500.00 | 21,000 | ✅ High-efficiency |
200x200 | 180,000 | 10% | 1,285.71 | 18,000 | 🟢 Top-tier value |
300x300 | 240,000 | 7% | 1,200.00 | 16,800 | 🟢 Whale Zone, fair upkeep |
500x500 | 3,500,000 | 1% | 2,500.00 | 35,000 | 🟢 Megabuilder haven |
💡 WHY THIS IS ACTUALLY FAIR:
🔹 For Elite Builders:
- You're not punished for going big.
- Mega-projects get progressive tax cuts.
- 500x500 is cheaper per block than a rat-nest of 50x50s.
🔹 For Server Balance:
- Kills off land flippers and fake city empires with no content.
- Encourages collaboration and claim sharing.
- Unpaid claims will expire into the Anarchy Wildlands, perfect for raiders and reclaimers.
🔹 For Return to Anarchy Aesthetic:
- Once protected land lapses from nonpayment, it's free game.
- Promotes natural turnover, random chaos, and opportunistic salvaging.
- Feels like a dystopian tax repo simulator, but with creepers.
🛡️ How to Save Tax Money Like a Pro
- ✅ Avoid 50x50 traps — They look cheap, but the tax trap is real.
- 🏗️ Go in with a group — Share a 300x300 and split tax like roommates on rent.
- 💼 Make use of the land — A single mega-factory or museum can justify a high-tier plot.
- 🔁 Rotate claims — Claim → build → sell → rotate. Keep the JR flowing like a Forex Chad.
- 📉 Let useless land expire — Don’t autopay dead plots. Let it burn.
🧾 Final Word from Chairman Frog:
"We tried letting the market decide, and y’all built an empire of empty boxes and grief-museums. Not anymore. This isn’t your grandpa’s whitelist server. This is Art3mis. And the landlord just got evicted.”
Taxation isn’t theft. It’s survival of the claim-fittest.
🏗️ Claim wisely. Pay promptly. Or watch it rot.
Welcome to Claim Capitalism™, now with built-in doom timers.