SPKZMC:Conflicts/1

📜 Players' Decree: The Rogues' War – Chokun vs. JamesTheApple

Status: Cold Conflict / Mutual Exile Involved Parties:

• ⚔️ Chokun – Iron Kingpin of the Spawn Market ($JR2/ingot).
• 🎨 JamesTheApple – Map Art Collector turned Fugitive.
• 🦊 Foxkung's Clan – Unwilling stakeholders of "Clan Stash".
• 🎭 Unknown Individual – Witness with a suspiciously familiar Master Chief skin.
• 🪑 MoNoRi-Chan – Royal Decree Observer, Intel Broker, Throne Sitter.

Storyline

🧨 The Spark

What began as a normal day near spawn quickly escalated when JamesTheApple was spotted near an unprotected stash in Foxkung's Clan's provisional base.

[Survive]jametheapple: มีใครรู้บ้าน chokunมั้ย
[Survive]FahsaiVchan: ทำไมหรอคับ?
[Survive]jametheapple: อยากไปดูบ้าน
[Survive]jametheapple: เห็นเขาบอกฟามหนัก

Cue: Enter Chokun—armed with iron and voice mod, spouting Roblox-grade voice lines.

The accusation:

[Survive]Chokun123554: jametheapple มึงมานี่ดิ
[Survive]Chokun123554: บอกจะทำไรบ้านกูนะ
[Survive]jametheapple: มีที่อัพชุดเกราะมั้ยครับ
[Survive]Chokun123554: กูรู้นะอีสัส
[Survive]Chokun123554: ดู log
[Survive]Chokun123554: มึงมาเดี่ยวกับกู
[Survive]jametheapple: บ้านยุไหน
[Survive]Chokun123554: อยู่บ้านเพื่อน
[Survive]Chokun123554: รับ tp สิอีควาย
[Survive]Chokun123554: จะขโมยบ้านกูเหรออีสัสนรก
[Survive]jametheapple: ห้ะ
[Survive]jametheapple: จะแบกบ้านมึงใส่หลัหนี
[Survive]Chokun123554: อย่ามาตอแหลเล่นคำ
[Survive]jametheapple: 555555555555555
[Survive]Chokun123554: ซีเลงเหรอไอ้สัส

🦜 The Intel War

MoNoRi-Chan, high atop the Throne of Observation, chose the most royal of stances: Do absolutely nothing, but document everything.

He provided:

• 🧭 Coordinates of James' spawn base to Chokun.
• 💬 SPKZTower Discord to James.
• 🗄️ Reminder that the Art3mis server keeps all chat logs. Forever.

As the accusations flew, so did the stakes. James: "He stole from us!" Chokun: "You looked at my chest the wrong way!" Foxkung's Clan: (unsure of what's going on but passively involved)

💰 Spoils of War

• 2 stacks of Diamond Blocks awarded to the “victor” as compensation.
• Chokun invoked the "No Further Obligation" clause with the Royal Decree (which totally doesn’t hold up).
• Claimed taxation rights on all loot taken during the raid.
• James was offline before the first hit landed

—Lag gods protected me.

🌌 Exile to the 100k Club

Fearing further conflict and wanting peace (and probably connection stability), James requested political asylum at X:100,000, Z:-100,000.

MoNoLidThZ, possibly procrastinating from doing actual work, obliged. Thus began the Voluntary Exile Agreement™. Both James and Master Chief vanished into the wilderness, far from spawn politics.

🧾 Summary

• Map Art Drama = Mild
• Voice Chat Drama = Spicy
• Loot Drama = Oh, it’s on.
• Result = Attritional Victory / Mutual Exile / Royal Popcorn Show

🏴 Server Lessons Learned

• Don’t trust anyone near your chest or Shulker Boxes.
• Voice chat makes PvP funnier, not friendlier.
• In Anarchy, there’s no such thing as “justice,” only “just is.”
• Coordinates are a currency.
• Exile is a valid conflict resolution strategy.