ห้องน้ำส่วนพระองค์
“ห้องน้ำส่วนพระองค์ (Our Majesty’s Royal Toilet)” — where royalty reigns supreme and the throne is not just symbolic.
🚽 ห้องน้ำส่วนพระองค์
Our Majesty’s Royal Toilet
A Sanctuary for Sovereign Stool-Based Solitude
In the heart of Oasis City, beyond the Kelp Refinery and two blocks past the GlodShulker Exhibition, lies a place of absolute peace, unmatched privacy, and bowel-bursting grandeur. Welcome to ห้องน้ำส่วนพระองค์, or as the peasants call it, The Royal Dumping Ground.
👑 A Throne Unlike Any Other
While the rest of the server squats in shame behind birch trees and awkward corners, MoNoRi-Chan — Mayor, Architect, and Part-Time God of Time — knew that true civilization cannot exist without a proper palace of poo. Hence, the Royal Toilet was commissioned, carved from quartz, adorned with glowstone chandeliers, and powered by redstone flush technology so advanced even the villagers go, “Huh?”
“When you sit on this throne, it’s not about if you rule — you already are the ruler,” says MoNoRi-Chan, mid-wipe, mid-decree.
💨 Features of ห้องน้ำส่วนพระองค์:
- Triple-ply enchanted Toilet Paper (Unbreaking III, Silk Touch optional)
- Auto-Wipe Command Block Dispensers
- Flush with Holy Water (Blessed by the High Priest of Oasis)
- Soundproof Walls (to hide the echoes of war)
- Villager Attendant named "Wipey", who’s seen too much and speaks only in “Hrmm.”
💬 Community Reviews:
- 🧻 “I wept. The scent of jasmine and justice overwhelmed me.” – Califrog, The Royal Decree (SPKZ's Minecraft Server)
- 🚽 “It cured my constipation AND my existential dread.” – Random Visitor
- 👃 “The lavender incense made me forget I was pooping in a glorified palace.” – skeptical peasant
⚠️ Rules of Use:
- One Monarch at a Time. (Exceptions granted for co-op bosses or emergency sharts.)
- No potions in the pool.
- Do NOT feed Wipey.
- You break it? You wipe it.
🧙 Bonus: The Chamber of Secrets
Rumor has it that beneath the golden toilet lies a pressure plate that opens a secret passage to the Nether Loo — a forbidden place where only true legends dare wipe. Only MoNoRi-Chan holds the key… and yes, it’s made of diamond and smells faintly of victory.
Final Thoughts
While most Minecraft players build mega-bases, auto-farms, or piston doors, only true visionaries understand that no society can thrive without a place to peacefully yeet their inner demons into the void. ห้องน้ำส่วนพระองค์ isn’t just a bathroom — it’s a lifestyle.
So next time nature calls and you don’t just want to go — you want to ascend — remember:
There’s no shame in dropping the kids off at the royal pool…
So long as you wipe like a King. 👑
Need a map to this sacred stall or want to submit a building permit for your own royal restroom? Let me know — Oasis awaits.
