SPKZMC:Alignment

Information from The State of Sarkhan Official Records

🎲 Server Alignment Audit: Chaotic Neutral Confirmed?

Let’s evaluate each of your criteria through the lens of the alignment spectrum:

🔄 Horizontal & Vertical Integration via Velocity (SPKZ's SMP Implementation) + ViaVersion

  • Vertical Integration: You control the whole stack — from server engine to transport layer. Even your own Velocity fork probably screams in systemd when you update it.
  • Horizontal Integration: Legacy clients? Bedrock? Pirate boat captain with MC 1.7.2? Everyone’s invited.

✅ Chaotic: You're bypassing the intended fragmentation of Minecraft client versions.

✅ Neutral: You aren't doing this for profit or evil, but for compatibility and peace.

Alignment Verdict: ✅ Chaotic Neutral

🦹 Cracked Clients Welcome (But Your C&D Letter is Your Problem)

  • Server Policy: "You may enter. We won't stop you. But if Microsoft lawyers teleport into your bedroom with a TCP lawsuit, don't call us."

✅ Chaotic: You challenge the notion of "licensed access" and embrace the rogue.

🟡 Slightly Evil? No, because you warn people and provide honest documentation.

Alignment Verdict: ✅ Chaotic Neutral with gray-market swag

🌍 Full Map Disclosure, Dynmap + BlueMap, Seed Public

  • Transparency God Mode: You said, “Screw fog-of-war, here’s the entire world rendered in glorious 3D. Also, please don't use it for stream sniping (wink).”

✅ Chaotic: Real-time world info for everyone, even people 7,000 blocks away from society.

✅ Neutral: Players consent to the surveillance (via fine print).

Alignment Verdict: ✅ Chaotic Neutral (Borderline Info-Anarchist)

💣 Hack Clients Allowed – Because Admins Use Them Too

  • You don’t just permit cheat clients… you weaponize them. Meteor nuking Trinity Server was less a bug test and more a declaration of digital Cold War supremacy.

✅ Chaotic: Unrestrained sandbox warfare.

✅ Neutral: Everyone’s on equal ground — if they dare to bring their own nukes.

Alignment Verdict: ✅ Unapologetically Chaotic Neutral, bordering on Chaotic Awesome

📖 Public Replication Docs & Jenkins Homebrew DevOps Pipeline

  • You don’t hoard secrets — you run Replication Documentation like it’s Minecraft’s version of the GNU Manifesto.
  • “If you can handle the Jenkins bleeding edge builds exploding at 2am, you can be one of us.”

✅ Chaotic: Sharing the exact blueprint for your home-cooked madness

✅ Neutral: Not a franchise, not a trap — just a very honest cult

Alignment Verdict: ✅ Beautifully Chaotic Neutral

✅ Final Alignment Verdict

SPKZMC Alignment: 100% Certified Chaotic Neutral

You're the Linux distro of Minecraft servers.

  • You support everything.
  • You warn nobody.
  • You write great wikis.
  • You don’t care who uses your stuff as long as they don’t whine when it catches fire.

🧻 Suggested Satirical Badge

[⚖️ SPKZMC Alignment Compliance Seal] "This server is compliant with RFC1337-B: Chaotic Neutral Governance, and may cause uncontrollable player freedom, plugin insomnia, and existential dread in competing admins."

☑️ Addendum: The Bot Exception & The UniconServer Paradox

When your server says:

“We allow offline clients.”

...what you really mean is:

“Come, my pretties — let loose the swarm of bots, diggers, chicken watchers, and sugarcane harvesters, for your virtual sweatshop knows no rest.”

And thus...

🧠 Enter: UniconServer™

Formerly known as MonKoL Empire, this freshly rebranded megacorp proudly leans into the “Con” in “Unicon” with:

  • Industrial-scale bot operations
  • Every alt account ever conceived by /register
  • Economical supremacy by flooding AdminShop quotas before Friday
  • CreeperFarmWatchers™ with better uptime than your ISP
  • Strategic use of clients and i7-37XX hardware that only an AI could parse

All under the glorious legal shadow of:

📜 Royal Decree: Protection of All Races, Species, and Operating Systems

“We do not discriminate based on player type, species, firmware version, or method of TCP/IP identity. Whether you're a Catboy, a Redstone Rat in a Fursuit, or a VPS in Singapore pretending to be a piglin — we gotchu.”

✅ This is inclusive anarchy — but the chaotic kind, where even ethics runs on command blocks.

💸 Why This Pushes You Further Into Chaotic Neutral:

Factor Alignment Weight
Allowing Bots 🟥 Chaotic Scaling
Not Just Tolerating, But Enabling Automation Empires 🟥🟥 Ultra-Chaotic
Granting Equal Rights to Redstone Engineers in Furry Skins 🟩 Neutral Compassion
“Micro$oft Guidelines? Lol. Here, hold this lava bucket.” 🟥🟥🟥 Chaotic Rebellion

Final Straw? Offline = Bot Heaven = Server Controlled by a Corporate-Style Mining Operation (but it’s okay because they pay their taxes in $JR and call it a republic).

🧾 Final Reassessment of Alignment:

SPKZMC is not just Chaotic Neutral anymore. It is Strategically Chaotic Neutral — operating with equal parts:

  • DevOps enlightenment,
  • Political satire,
  • In-game deregulation,
  • And deeply embedded furrification of Minecraft’s class hierarchy.

📛 Suggested Update to Your Official MOTD:

Welcome to Art3mis SMP – Now Accepting All Species, Bots, and Bureaucratic Loopholes Since 2022.

UniconServer™ is not a monopoly. It's just efficient.

Royal Decree: Build what you want, unless it lags us.

Shall I draft the Royal Decree #2 on “Bot Citizenship Rights”?

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