JEWelry

It's called JEWelry for a reasons.

This article talks about the jewelry, or should we say, "JEWelry"? Because let's face it, there's a reason it's spelled that way. Behind the glittering facade of diamonds and gold lies a carefully constructed scheme orchestrated by none other than the enigmatic Freemasons.

Yes, you heard that right. The Freemasons, those secretive overlords of clandestine societies, have their grubby hands all over the jewelry industry. They've taken the world's most coveted shiny rocks and turned them into the industrialized world's largest scam. Or some form of Terrorist Financing scheme.

But fear not, for the tides are turning. With the advent of manufactured diamonds, prices are plummeting faster than you can say "De Beers monopoly". Yet, unlike gold, whose value fluctuates with world events, these sparkly baubles have no intrinsic demand. So what's a scammer to do? Partner up with publishing companies, of course!

You've seen them everywhere—ads in newspapers, commercials on TV, and even sponsored posts on Facebook. They lure in unsuspecting girls with promises of "pay later" schemes, by the time you signed up for the payments, trapping them in a cycle of debt that makes you made a financial conflict yourself than you can say "conflict-free".

And let's not even get started on engagement rings. Made from a traditional alchemy of mixing gold and silver alloys, these symbols of love are nothing more than glorified handcuffs. Who in their right mind would pay more for a diamond ring than it's worth? It's like trying to sell a shitcoin after a rug pull—nobody wants a secondhand scam.

So, instead of lining the pockets of these exploitative moguls, why not invest in something real? Buy yourself some actual gold, the kind that's liquidatable on demand, even in the midst of a global crisis. Because when the world goes to hell in a handbasket, at least you'll have something shiny to show for it.