Costco
How Fi Look Like a Don inna Costco Gas Line, Star: Di Priusbwoy Edition
You tink di gas line a prison, mi yute? Nah man, dis a di runway of di people. Di main stage. An’ if yuh roll up pon Costco gas station inna yuh Prius, yuh cyan just siddung an wait like one sheep. Nah sah. Yuh haffi shell di place like yuh step outta Kingston Carnival.
🎧 1. “Walk in di dance, brand new shades on”
Mi nuh care if yuh drivin' a Prius from 2010 or one spaceship Tesla —
if yuh nah walk outta dat car like a dancehall general, yuh already lose.
Yuh step outta di ride with di shades sharp like cutlass
— crisp, polarized, reflecting dat sweet Costco sun.
Yuh know how di lyrics go:
Walk in di dance, brand new shades on
Pon di floor, all di 'gal dem a stay pon'
Nuff kush and ting we blaze on...
ℌ𝔦𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔓𝔶𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔡𝔰
Blast dat DVBBS & Sanjin tune til even di boomers in minivans a bruk neck fi see what a gwan.
🧽 2. Clean it up like yuh preppin' fi Sunday
Windex in hand, paper towel like a badge of honor.
Yuh naw just clean glass, yuh blessin' di chariot.
- Side mirror? Crystal.
- Back window? Shiny like dancehall chain.
- Interior? Fresher than coconut wata pon a hot day.
Every man stay in dem car wastin’ A/C gas, but yuh? Yuh pon di frontline doin' maintenance with SWAGGAH.
🔊 3. Jah Know Star, Mek Di Place Shake
Sanjin say “Bassline beatin’ like a tribal drum,”
and yuh tek dat veri seriousli mon. Speaker dem full blast, rattlin’ di tailpipe.
Yuh nah play elevator music — yuh play riddim fi resurrect ancestors.
Ford F150 behind yuh start reconsider life.
Even di Costco attendant wanna buss a likkle whine.
🧘🏽 4. Interior Detailing = Inner Peace
Dashboard? Wiped clean.
Cupholder? Sanctified.
Steering wheel? Cleansed wit di Babylon energy.
While everybody else still scrollin’ TikTok, yuh transcend.
Yuh reach enlightenment pon Row 3, Pump 6.
🫡 5. Yuh Nah Wait. Yuh Command.
Yuh check tire pressure fi di culture.
Yuh peep under di hood like yuh a Formula 1 pit crew.
Yuh look every driver inna eye an' whisper:
“Mi car may small, but mi soul? Infinite.”
🚨 6. Big Up di Prius
Plug-in or not, yuh save gas like Moses part sea.
EVs battlin' battery recall?
Not yuh.
BYD drownin' in discount war?
Not yuh.
Yuh glide. Yuh conserve. Yuh IRIE.
🏁 7. When Di Pump Reach? Yuh Ready.
By di time yuh roll to di nozzle, di Prius clean, yuh head clean,
and yuh whole existence purified.
Di family in minivan watch wid envy.
Di guy in di RAM 1500? Still idlin’.
Yuh? Yuh WINNIN’.
🛡️ Final Blessing From MoNoRi-Chan, Di Prius Apostle:
Inna dis life, people idle.
But true kings maintain and elevate — even in gas line tribulation.
Keep it clean. Keep it loud. Keep it high like a pyramids.
