$MOODENG
The Rise and Fall of $MOODENG: The Legendary Christmas Tree Pattern and the SiamBlockchain Trap
Welcome to the Pump.fun—where fortunes are made, lost, and meme’d into oblivion in a span of days, if not hours. Let me take you on a wild ride through the saga of $MOODENG, a memecoin that went from obscurity to printing the legendary “Christmas Tree” pattern. For the uninitiated, that’s the ancient crypto prophecy: what comes up, must come down. Hard. And if you’ve got any sense, you’ll get off the sleigh before Santa drops the bag on your lap.
Our hero of this story? The one and only MoNoRi-Chan, also known as MoNoLidThZ, the crypto-slinging, feline-hybrid protagonist who almost changed his financial destiny with $MOODENG—if only he had actually bought some.
The Alpha Discord Find: $MOODENG in the Wild
It all started like any other day. MoNoRi-Chan was chilling in his go-to uwucrew alpha Discord, where degens sniff out the next big thing before it hits mainstream crypto radar. A new pair was spotted—$MOODENG, with a spicy sub-$100k market cap.
If you’re in on a memecoin this early, it’s either the next Shiba Inu or a Ponzi scheme disguised as a joke. Of course, MoNoRi-Chan didn't buy in. Why? Maybe it was the name, or maybe it was the twitter profile that looked like someone slapped it together in 10 minutes on a Windows XP. Either way, he made a classic crypto move: he posted about it on Facebook.
Because, in the world of memecoins, why buy in when you can shill for free? (I'm going to regret this)
The Unpaid Shill That Set the $MOODENG Rocket Off
With a few keystrokes, MoNoRi-Chan dropped a casual post on Facebook: “ไม่เคยนึกไม่เคยฝันว่าจะเห็นหมูเด้งก็กลายเป็น Solana Memecoin Yet here we are...” You know, just in case anyone wanted to check it out. Then he went about his day, fully expecting nothing to happen.
Turns out, he had just unknowingly sent the signal to the masses. 471 post reach and 160 enagements might be insignificant, but the $MOODENG rocket lit up like a Christmas tree—20x overnight.
From a humble $40.3k to $800k market cap in less time than it takes to explain what blockchain is to your grandma. And MoNoRi-Chan? He had exactly zero $MOODENG in his wallet. Classic.
The Christmas Tree Pattern: $MOODENG Hits $29.4M
The next week was something out of a crypto fever dream. $MOODENG went from a meme to a money printer, smashing through the roof to a jaw-dropping $29.4M market cap. The chart was the perfect Christmas Tree: straight up, then a quick series of jagged green and red candles decorating the inevitable collapse waiting at the top.
MoNoRi-Chan’s Facebook post had gone viral in the crypto underground, shared in Telegram groups and Discords faster than you can say "rug pull." But MoNoRi-Chan, the wise and battle-hardened veteran of a thousand speculative plays, wasn’t celebrating just yet. He knew the golden rule of memecoins: What pumps, must dump. And oh, was that dump coming.
The Siam Blockchain Post: When Thai Millennials Enter the Chat
Enter Siam Blockchain, the self-proclaimed voice of Thai crypto millennials. If you’re unfamiliar, they’re a crypto news page that caters to the country’s young investors and millennial traders—the kind who have a MetaMask wallet, dabble in DeFi, but still fall for whatever's trending on social media.
One afternoon, as MoNoRi-Chan sipped his iced coffee (you know, the kind with too much foam), his Discord pings started going off. Someone dropped a link to the latest Siam Blockchain post. And there it was, $MOODENG, right on their front page.
MoNoRi-Chan’s immediate reaction? “Guess the hippo meta is over when Thai crypto page posted about it. Literally snailge page ngl.”
And the final blow: “Siam? Are we in 1939?”
He knew what this meant. Once Siam Blockchain posted about a coin, the game was up. It was like a neon sign flashing “SELL NOW” for anyone paying attention. When a coin makes it to mainstream Thai crypto Facebook, especially to pages like Siam Blockchain, you can bet the smart money is already halfway out the door. The last wave to buy in is usually the poor souls who caught wind just a little too late—millennials, fresh-faced, with their newfound crypto exposure but not enough cynicism to recognize a dead Christmas Tree when they see one.
MoNoRi-Chan Pulls the Trigger: Time to Dump
Within moments of seeing the post, MoNoRi-Chan hopped into his alpha chat: “SELL IT NOW. DUMP IT ON THE NOOBS.” His Discord fam didn’t need any more convincing. They started unloading $MOODENG like it was a ticking time bomb, while the Thai millennial investors—fresh off reading about the next "Shiba Inu" on Siam Blockchain—were busy FOMOing into their MetaMask wallets.
The Aftermath: $MOODENG's Fall from Grace
Just as predicted, the Christmas Tree pattern completed itself with brutal efficiency. Within days, $MOODENG plummeted from its all-time high of $29.4M to a slightly more humble $19.5M—a sharp 24.9% drop.
The early birds like MoNoRi-Chan’s crew walked away with their pockets full, while the unfortunate latecomers were left staring at their portfolios, wondering what happened to the Christmas magic they thought they’d bought into.
The Nature of Memecoins: All Fun, No Fundamentals
In the end, memecoins like $MOODENG are just that—a game of speculation wrapped in memes, with a Christmas Tree pattern waiting to decorate your portfolio. You either catch the rocket early and dump it on someone else, or you become the cautionary tale posted on Facebook by the next guy.
MoNoRi-Chan walked away empty-handed in terms of gains, but rich in lessons: Always buy your own shill, and when Siam Blockchain posts about your coin, it’s time to run.
So, whether you’re riding the next memecoin rocket or watching from the sidelines, just remember: all Christmas Trees come crashing down. And if you’re the one left holding the gift bag? Well, at least you’ve got a nice tree to show for it.
