Who asked
Information from The State of Sarkhan Official Records
"No one fucking asked but im a human being with an opinion and evidence to back it up, and the soldiers of the revolutionary war and the civil war and the world wars all fought so that I had the right to free speech and thus the right to state that opinion and the evidence I have even when no one fucking asked. And I know what you're going to say right after I finish sending this hammer of logic straight to your senses, you miserable little fucktwat, you're going to say "who tf asked?" like you've reached the pinnacle of comedy. I would call you a fucking clown but clowns are either funny or scary and you're neither and you'll never be either in the eyes of anyone. And despite all that you might say and despite your constant regurgitation of the overused sassy 'comeback' you will not amount to anything and you disgrace the ancestors of your lineage who fought hard so that you and I can stand here and say whatever we like without no one fucking asking. Shut the fuck up and go back to the storm drain where your mother abandoned you. Because she didn't 'ask' for a disrespectful midgetwit to be the next in her family tree. So for her sake and your ancestors' sake and for my sake don't ever fucking again sarcastically ask "who tf asked". Because guess what fucker, no one asked for you to say that, and unlike me, no one respects you. So stfu."
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in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grand parents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - hoW many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a person who just said who asked?
- "Your parents didnt ask for you, yet here we are"
- "Shush, the adults are talking"
- If you don't know who asked then why are you listening
