Titanfall 2
How to Enjoy Titanfall 2: Winning Is for Nerds, Style Is Eternal
So, you’ve decided to play Titanfall 2. Good choice. The game is a masterpiece—fluid movement, intense gunplay, and the sheer joy of calling down a two-ton war machine from the sky. But let’s be real: you didn’t install Titanfall 2 to win matches. No, no, no. Winning is secondary, an afterthought, something for sweaty leaderboard grinders and people who take Apex Legends too seriously.
Your Real Objective: The Dopamine Shot of the Century
The goal is simple: hit the nastiest, most disrespectful shots imaginable. That one guy in the lobby who won’t shut up? You’re not here to outscore him—you’re here to ruin his entire gaming experience with one perfectly timed Kraber headshot. Maybe you’ll wall-run across an entire map, 360 mid-air, and no-scope him into oblivion. Maybe you’ll slide-hop into a corner, wait for him to chase you, and punch him so hard he questions his life choices. Bottom of the scoreboard? Who cares. The highlight is all that matters.
Tactical Feeding: A Legitimate Strategy
Some would call it "bottom fragging." You call it investment. Every time you die, you're setting up a potential highlight reel. You’re gathering intel, reading enemy patterns, and waiting for that one golden opportunity to hit the filthiest shot of your career. And when it happens? Oh, it will happen—your body will release a dopamine wave so powerful it could fuel a small country.
Titans: Mobile Trickshot Platforms
Titans? Oh, you mean those giant, walking trickshot machines? Sure, you could play the objective and use them tactically, or you could eject straight into a mid-air Phase Shift kill because that’s way cooler. Who cares if the enemy team has three Ronins bullying your entire squad? That’s a them problem. You? You’re setting up the sickest Gravity Star kill of all time.
Conclusion: Style > Scoreboard
At the end of the day, Titanfall 2 is a game about movement, speed, and the raw satisfaction of doing something so ridiculous that even your enemies have to respect it. Winning is cool and all, but hitting an unholy Kraber shot while wall-running at Mach 5? That’s eternal.
