T-Pose
Teens T-Posing: A Stand User Awakening (or Just a Cry for Attention?)
ALERT! High school hallways are no longer safe! Our once-innocent youth have been infected by a bizarre phenomenon – the T-Pose! But fear not, for this isn't just some harmless meme; it's a potential awakening of hidden Stand abilities!
The Joestar Blood Runs Deep:
Deep within every teenager lurks the potential for a Stand, a manifestation of their fighting spirit. The T-Pose, with its uncanny resemblance to iconic JoJo poses, could be a sign of this dormant power yearning to break free!
Exhibit A: The Basic T-Pose: This is the "Nani?!" pose. Arms akimbo, eyes wide with confusion, this teen is just discovering their Stand's existence. Is it a menacing force like Star Platinum, or a goofy goofball like Hermit Purple? Only time will tell.
Exhibit B: The Menacing T-Pose: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Now we're talking! This pose screams DIO himself, radiating enough edge to cut through a brick wall. This teen's Stand is likely a powerful and aggressive one, but remember – a Stand user without control is just a walking disaster (especially in the lunch line).
Exhibit C: The Synchronized T-Pose: This is the ultimate display of Stand mastery, akin to the synchronized Time Skip of the Joestars! These teens have not only awakened their Stands, but have learned to operate them in perfect harmony. World domination might actually be on the table here.
But is a T-Pose a Jojo Reference or Just Teenage Angst?
Let's be honest, most of these T-Poses are probably just a desperate cry for attention. Teenagers, bless their awkward hearts, are trying to establish dominance and emulate the cool anime characters they see online. Think of it as a Stand User's awkward awakening phase, before they can unleash emerald splashes or throw boomerang knives.
How to Handle a T-Posing Stand User (or Just a Teenager):
- Challenge them to a "Ora Ora Ora" vs. "Muda Muda Muda" shouting match. This will either establish your dominance or confuse them enough to stand down.
- Offer them a copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Knowledge is power, and maybe they just need a proper guide to unlock their true Stand potential.
- Distract them with a bowl of ramen. A well-timed food offering can often break a Stand user's concentration, leaving them vulnerable (and hungry).
Remember, folks, the T-Pose is a phase, even for Stand users. Just like their fascination with skinny jeans and those weird lip glosses, it will pass. In the meantime, keep a copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure handy, and maybe invest in some earplugs for those inevitable "ORA ORA ORA" outbursts.
Just a word of caution, though: If a teenager T-Poses while reaching for your nether regions, that's not a Stand ability, it's just a regular assault. Run.
