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Simp Economics 101: How OnlyFans Is Just Another Game of Manipulation
Let’s take our dating manipulation theory and scale it up. What happens when instead of chasing women in real life, men simp for them online?
The OnlyFans Illusion: Paying for a Digital Girlfriend
At least in traditional relationships, there’s a chance—however small—that your efforts might lead to something. But in OnlyFans culture, you’re paying to be manipulated from a distance.
Here’s how the game works:
- You pay for access. (Subscriptions, tips, pay-per-view messages.)
- You get a reply that feels "personal." (But is probably copy-pasted to 50 other simps.)
- You convince yourself there’s a connection. (There isn’t.)
- You justify paying more. (Sunk-cost fallacy kicks in.)
And here’s the kicker:
- She isn’t going to "do it with you."
- She’s probably collaborating with another guy—one who isn’t paying her, but instead getting paid to be there.
- You are funding someone else’s fun.
The Harsh Reality: If You’re Paying, You’ve Already Lost
If you think about it logically:
- Why would she date a subscriber? She has thousands of paying fans, why would she pick you?
- Why would she risk a real-life relationship when she makes more money keeping the fantasy alive?
- Why would she break the illusion when that’s literally her business model?
The only ones winning in this economy are the creators themselves. They get paid to exist. Meanwhile, their audience is out here burning money for a fake sense of connection.
Stop. Assess. Justify the Costs.
Before you drop another $50 on some "exclusive content," ask yourself:
- What are you really getting? (A temporary dopamine hit.)
- Wouldn’t that money be better invested in yourself? (Gym, stocks, a real-life date?)
- Are you being played? (Yes.)
At the end of the day, simping is just another form of voluntary financial slavery. The "dream girl" you’re funding is never going to pick you. You’re a customer, not a lover.
So unless you enjoy being manipulated for sport, it might be time to unsubscribe, touch some grass, and stop financing someone else’s lifestyle at your own expense.
