Shorts:Splitting Situations
📺 "Crypto and Coffee" – A Sitcom Moment with MoNoRi-Chan and Friends ☕💸
Scene: A cozy Café Amazon, soft jazz playing in the background. The aroma of freshly brewed coffee fills the air as MoNoRi-Chan, T., and Gamez hang out at a corner table.
Gamez (grinning):
"Alright, anyone want anything? I’m ordering."
MoNoRi-Chan:
"Yeah, Green Tea Latte for me. Thanks, Mr. Millionaire."
T. (raising an eyebrow):
"Get me an Iced Americano. And hey, this one’s on you, right? I heard you’ve been printing money with those crypto investments."
Gamez (smirking):
"Sure, sure. No problem."
A few minutes later, the drinks arrive, along with... a surprise. 💸💳
Gamez (casually):
"Alright, here’s your share. It’s 150 baht each."
MoNoRi-Chan (pausing mid-sip):
"Wait, what? I thought you were treating us?"
T. (laughing):
"Yeah, I was under the impression that 'Anyone want anything?' was code for 'It’s on me.' You’re telling me this is a Dutch treat situation?"
Gamez (shrugging):
"Hey, hey, investments aren’t doing so hot. Had to tighten the belt, you know?"
T. (teasing):
"Wait a minute… What’s going on with your crypto bag, bro? Aren’t you supposed to be a millionaire by now? I was expecting you to flex with a 'Keep the change' moment, not a split bill!"
MoNoRi-Chan (nodding, half-joking):
"Yeah, man, the market hit an all-time high just a few weeks ago. What happened? Don’t tell me you didn’t take profits…"
Gamez (sighing dramatically):
"Look, I didn’t sell. I just re-invested everything back into majors—mostly BTC. Gotta let the gains compound, y'know?"
MoNoRi-Chan (facepalming):
"Bro. You’re telling me you rode the rocket up but didn’t parachute out?" 😮💸
T. bursts out laughing, shaking his head as he hands over his share of the payment.
T.:
"You’re still in the game, huh? Guess that latte isn’t coming from those sweet crypto gains after all."
MoNoRi-Chan (passing his share to Gamez):
"That’s the market for you. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But if you never take profits…"
MoNoRi-Chan pauses, then delivers the final line with a smirk:
MoNoRi-Chan:
"…you’re just swimming in circles in the same pool. And apparently, splitting coffee bills." ☕💸
The trio laughs as Gamez shrugs and sips his coffee, the undeniable reality of investing hitting harder than the caffeine.
[End Scene.] 🎬✨
