Shorts:MongkoL Wants a Fox
🦊 Royal Decree Chronicles: Episode #42 – "MongkoL Wants a Fox"
Narrated by MoNoRi-Chan, in spectator mode, eye twitching, SSD screaming.
NEO-OASIS, ART3MIS — It was supposed to be a quiet evening. MoNoRi-Chan had just delivered a delightful North Korean military mural to MongkoL_PP as a token of respect. A satirical nod. A humorous jab. A server tradition.
But as he placed the map on the wall of UnicornServer HQ, MongkoL stared at it, deadpan, and uttered the now-infamous phrase:
> “น้องหมาแดงอยู่ไหน” > (“Where’s my red dog?”)
A lesser man would have clarified. A normal man would have asked a mod. But MongkoL? He deployed a bot.
🤖 Operation: RED DOG
With a swift keystroke and near-zero latency, Unit X99—an elite member of the UniconServer Federation’s bot division—was activated. Orders were clear: Obtain red fox. Do not question methods. Do not return empty-handed.
Several hours passed.
MoNoRi-Chan, now in Spectator Mode, was calmly observing quartz inflation and another Abdul shulker swap when his instinct twitched. A sixth sense. An admin’s Spider-Sense™.
He typed:
/tp x99
And what he saw made his SSD audibly groan:
> A bot, in a boat, traveling at Mach Jesus, holding a fox, slamming through rivers and lily pads like Moses in debug mode.
Landing at Federation HQ, the fox still alive (barely), X99 turned and reported:
> “ได้มาแล้วครับ ตายไป 2ตัว โดนเรือชน” > (“Mission complete. Two casualties. Hit by boat.”)
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🚤 Boat Physics Patch: MoNoRi’s Regret
MoNoRi-Chan stood silently. Right eye twitching. Watching in godlike silence as X99 unloaded the fox like it was Amazon Prime delivery.
He remembered, vaguely, the patch notes from last year:
> *“Reworked boat momentum mechanics. Boats now accelerate based on input curves, no hard cap.”*
It was funny... then. But now? Now it was weaponized logistics.
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🦓 UnicornServer Zoo When?
No one dared ask what came next. But MongkoL, casually tying the fox to a fence post made of quartz blocks and regret, muttered:
> “ต่อไปหาโลมา” > (“Next: Find me a dolphin.”)
He didn’t laugh. He didn’t smile. He just opened another shell script.
Somewhere deep in his 1000x1000 plot, an empty pen waits. And we all know what for.
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🧠 MoNoRi-Chan’s Notes
- MongkoL now has more foxes than most players have diamonds.
- His bots have better travel logistics than real-world postal services.
- SSD read spike: +38MB/s just from spectating.
- Casualties of Operation RED DOG:
- 2 wild foxes (vaporized by impact).
- 1 lilypad (violently displaced).
- MoNoRi-Chan’s faith in game physics.
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🎖️ Royal Decree Response
A special note has been filed:
“Player MongkoL is no longer to be regarded as ‘just another bot enjoyer.’ He is now recognized as an ecological threat vector.”
His prefix remains: [UnicornServer] But unofficially, we now refer to him as: “Zookeeper-in-Chief.”
🧂 Trivia
- Bot X99 holds the record for fastest fox delivery in server history.
- MongkoL has requested “no more questions about bot ethics”.
- A map art of the fox now exists. Its eyes follow you.
- MoNoRi-Chan is considering reverting the boat patch. But only after a firmware update on his SSD.
🧾 Admin Log Extract
[23:17] MoNoRi-Chan: why is x99 flying
[23:18] x99 has arrived at UnicornServer
[23:18] x99: ได้มาแล้วครับ
[23:19] MoNoRi-Chan: ...it's still breathing
[23:20] x99: ตายไป 2 ตัวก่อนหน้านี้
[23:21] MoNoRi-Chan: ok
📌 Infobox
{{Infobox_Event
| title = Operation RED DOG
| location = UnicornServer Federation HQ
| status = Successful
| casualties = 2 foxes, MoNoRi’s patience
| vehicle_used = Boat v1.3.2 (Uncapped Momentum Patch)
| executed_by = Bot X99
| overseer = MongkoL_PP
}}
