Shorts:Cooking Code with MoNoRi-Chan
Title: “Cooking Code with MoNoRi-Chan”
Scene: Grassstation HQ, a sleek modern office with green accents everywhere (obviously, it’s a cannabis company). MoNoRi-Chan, the seasoned Laravel Developer, walks into the CEO’s office, holding a laptop. The CEO, Sir Igq, sits at his desk looking curious and eager.
MoNoRi-Chan: (smiling) “Sir Igq! I’ve got an update on the POS system you wanted. We’re really getting somewhere!”
Sir Igq: (with a dramatic flair) “Ah, MoNoRi-Chan, I’ve been waiting for this! You know, if your system does everything you're saying, it’s like you’re giving me the Infinity Gauntlet, right? I’ll basically become Thanos— (jokingly holds up his hand like he’s about to snap) —and snap my fingers to manage my whole empire.”
MoNoRi-Chan: (laughs) “Easy there, Mr. CEO, let’s not start planning a universal snap just yet. Right now, we’re at the foundation stage—like framing a house. You want to see the whole mansion, but I’m still mixing the concrete!”
Sir Igq: (crossing his arms, grinning) “Oh, I just want to peek at the kitchen, make sure the chef knows what he’s cooking.”
MoNoRi-Chan: (serious but playful) “Trust me, this kitchen’s going to be Michelin star level. But if you try to eat the food now, it’s half-cooked. Ever had raw spaghetti? Yeah, that’s the UI right now.”
MoNoRi-Chan pulls out his laptop and sets it on Sir Igq’s desk. The screen shows the barebones POS software—very minimalistic, placeholder text, and buttons in random places.
MoNoRi-Chan: “Alright, here’s where we’re at so far: I’m setting up the order management so you can view, edit, cancel, reassign orders. You get stuck orders? You can snap them away. Refunds? One-click magic.”
Sir Igq: (rubbing his chin) “I like where this is going. How about inventory? Can I Thanos-snap stock levels too?”
MoNoRi-Chan: (laughing) “Not yet! But you’ll be able to adjust stock levels, check out logs, and even audit those little discrepancies your employees swear they didn’t cause. You’ll be The Auditor, not Thanos.”
Sir Igq squints, then chuckles.
Sir Igq: “I’ll take that over wiping out half my employees.”
MoNoRi-Chan: “Speaking of employees, you’ll manage their shifts and pay. Imagine approving overtime with a snap—done. Want to track their performance? It’s all right here. Payroll’s coming next.”
Sir Igq: “Oh-ho! And what about OpEx? You said I could record all my expenses? I’m ready to rain cash, MoNoRi-Chan.”
MoNoRi-Chan: “Yep, you can track and approve OpEx with ease. But remember, control like this comes with responsibility, Mr. CEO. Don’t go all ‘Mr. Worldwide’ just yet. You still have to apply discounts manually.”
Sir Igq: (feigning disappointment) “Manually? And here I was hoping I could just think about it and it’d apply. Where’s my mind-control feature?”
MoNoRi-Chan: “It’s in the next patch, right after we upload the AI that knows what discounts you want before you do.” (smirks) “In the meantime, you’ve got audit logs, payment reports, and shift reports all coming together. Soon enough, you’ll be omniscient.”
Sir Igq claps his hands and leans back, satisfied.
Sir Igq: “Alright, alright. You’ve sold me, but I want to see the final product. When do I get to play with this new toy?”
MoNoRi-Chan: “Patience, Mr. CEO. Building a system this powerful is like slow-cooking brisket—if you rush it, you ruin the flavor. But don’t worry, once it’s done, you’ll be able to snap through your entire business in style.”
Sir Igq: “Good. I’ll get the Infinity Gauntlet ready.”
Scene fades out with MoNoRi-Chan shaking his head, chuckling as he leaves the office, knowing full well the Thanos jokes will never stop.
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Catch the next episode of "Cooking Code with MoNoRi-Chan" where MoNoRi-Chan faces the ultimate test: explaining cloud deployment to Sir Igq's eccentric Board of Directors!
