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NeoBangkok's Overnight Miracle: The Curious Case of the Meth-Fueled Road Crew

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MoNoRi-Chan woke with a start, sunlight streaming through his Grassstation apartment window. It was unusually bright for a NeoBangkok morning. He blinked, disoriented, and glanced out the window to see... a perfectly paved road. The cratered, dusty expanse that had plagued his daily commute was now a smooth, pristine ribbon of asphalt.

"What sorcery is this?" MoNoRi-Chan muttered, rubbing his eyes. Had he accidentally stumbled into a parallel dimension where infrastructure projects were completed overnight?

He stumbled downstairs, bleary-eyed and bewildered, to find Ohm, the ever-present proprietor of Grassstation, brewing a fresh pot of kava.

"Ohm," MoNoRi-Chan sputtered, "have you seen the road? It's... it's... perfect!"

Ohm chuckled, a sly grin spreading across his face. "The power of Ya Ba, my friend," he said, holding up five fingers. "Five little pills, and a crew of construction workers become a hyper-efficient machine."

MoNoRi-Chan's eyes widened in disbelief. "You're joking, right?"

"Would I joke about the miracle of modern pharmacology?" Ohm retorted, raising an eyebrow. "Thanks to our new enlightened drug policy, we've unlocked the true potential of the working class. Forget coffee breaks and union negotiations; these guys are fueled by pure, unadulterated amphetamines."

MoNoRi-Chan couldn't help but laugh. It was a dark joke, but it held a kernel of truth. The decriminalization of certain narcotics had indeed led to some unexpected consequences, not all of them positive.

"Well," MoNoRi-Chan said, taking a sip of the proffered kava, "at least we have a smooth road to drive on. I guess every cloud has a silver lining, even if that lining is laced with meth."

Ohm nodded in agreement. "Just remember, my friend," he said, a mischievous glint in his eye, "don't get any bright ideas about starting your own road construction business. The competition is fierce, and those guys don't mess around."

MoNoRi-Chan raised his cup in a mock toast. "To the power of Ya Ba," he said, a wry smile playing on his lips. "May it continue to fuel the progress of NeoBangkok, one pothole at a time."

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