SPKZMC:NOTO
Absolutely, comrade! Here is the officially-unofficial-but-very-formally-meme-worthy NOTO Ministry Structure, reeking of unnecessary militarism, suspiciously centralized command structures, and just enough satire to pass as canon in the Project Art3mis lore:
🛡️ NOTO Command & Internal Affairs Charter v1.337
🔻 Supreme Executive Powers:
- The Royal Decree “Because democracy is overrated when YAML exists.”
Members: MoNoLidThZ (Supreme Architect of Administrative Terraforming) & Califrog (Lord of Explosive Urban Renewal)
🔰 Branch Offices & Ministries:
🪓 Ministry of Minearchy
Minister: Vincent, a.k.a. ViN7n007
Role: Oversees resource acquisition infrastructure, security of regional tunnels, and border surveillance via mining operations.
Signature Project: The Under-Hill Shaft Network connecting Oasis to Vincentgrad.
Motto: "From Bedrock, We Govern."
⚒️ Department of XP Logistics & Regeneration
Director-General: .V98546 (Vincent's brother)
Role: Head of XP Farm Operations, Responsible for kelp, mob, and zombie grinder efficiency audits.
Clearance Level: REDSTONE+
Fun Fact: Probably has more bottles o’ enchanting than the server’s GDP.
Motto: “No Mending Left Behind.”
🎩 Ministry of Villager Relations & Internal Trade
Minister: BoweryJett
Role: Operates the Shadow Emerald Network™ via subterranean infrastructure. Manages negotiations with Squidward Labor Unions.
Secret Title: Grand Architect of the Wandering Cartel.
Headquarters: Unknown (because it moves weekly).
Motto: "Buy Low, Trade High, Disappear Quietly."
🔥 Ministry of Power & Energy Supremacy
Minister: Abdul
Role: Mandated supplier of 100% coal-fired energy under Mashallah Mining Co., where 95% of the board is Abdul.
Nickname: The Diesel Prince of Sierra Aurora
Infrastructure: Automated Baritone-based mines, coal block stockpile larger than the Library of Alexandria.
Official Slogan: "May the Smog Guide Us." Unofficial One: "It's not pollution, it's patriotism."
📡 Supporting Divisions:
🛰️ Oasis Defense Grid Command (ODGC)
Task: Oversees all WorldGuard claims, enforcement of NOTO's "No Dirt Tower" Protocol, and handles emergency Griefer Response Units (GRUs).
Operated by: Any online Royal Decree member with a grudge and /rg permissions.
💼 Bureau of Memetic Warfare & Public Relations
Lead Agent: MoNoRi-Chan, under alias Captain Meme-lord
Task: Ensures all signage, server MOTDs, and propaganda posters are adequately humorous and just edgy enough to escape EULA scrutiny.
🧾 Closing Words:
"Peace through lava suppression, prosperity through mandatory coal combustion."
Welcome to NOTO, where your land is protected, your villagers are watched, and your XP is always taxed.
Please enjoy your stay. And remember —
🕵️♂️ “If you see something sus, report it to your local Decree.”
~ Signed
🖋 MoNoLidThZ, First Master Mason
🖋 Califrog, Senior Detonation Officer
For The Royal Decree & The Glory of Oasis
