SPKZMC:Moderation
Art3mis Moderation Philosophy
The Most Chill Moderators in Anarchy SMP History
In a world where Minecraft servers are becoming digital boot camps—where every block you break is logged, every step you take is under surveillance, and creativity is crushed under the iron fist of “server rules”—Art3mis stands tall as a wild, chaotic, and shockingly democratic exception. And by democratic, we mean: you can do almost anything short of accidentally nuking the server's TPS into a singularity.
Unlike the moderation regimes of... say... M*******ers.com (name redacted for legal self-preservation), where MoNoRi-Chan was banned on sight for having the audacity to breathe while using hacks (gasp), Art3mis proudly embraces a laissez-faire approach to player behavior.
No Bans. No Bootlicking. No Bullshit.
Since the inception of the server, not a single player has been banned. That’s right—zero. Zilch. Nada. We didn’t even write the ban command into our muscle memory. In fact, the only use of the /ban command was probably a typo when someone tried to type /bang as a joke.
This isn’t just a happy accident. It’s policy.
We believe players thrive when left unshackled. You want to build a lava-moat under someone’s skybase? Do it.
You want to roleplay as a wandering potion-slinging desert nomad with a shulker full of poison? Be our guest.
You want to exploit mechanics to build a zero-tick quantum kelp generator wrapped in TNT dupers disguised as a melon stand? Chef’s kiss.
Griefing? Encouraged.
Stealing? Expected.
Hacking? Only if you’re clever about it.
Unlike other SMPs with their "Strict Roleplay Enforcement Policies" and their "Do Not Touch My Pixelart" zones, Art3mis thrives in anarchy-adjacent chaos with one core principle: Let players sort it out.
The server is a social experiment. A natural sandbox. A capitalist hellscape. A digital warzone. And most importantly: a creative canvas.
CoreProtect? Yes. But Only for Post-Apocalyptic Forensics.
Sure, MoNoRi-Chan runs CoreProtect—we’re not that insane. But its Rollback feature is a nuclear option. A failsafe.
A tool used only when your grandma's cottage got erased because of a misclick with 32 TNT minecarts.
It’s not a rewind button for people’s feelings. It's digital duct tape for when stuff gets really broken.
We don’t baby-proof our server with cringe plugins like GriefPrevention, with its spammy golden shovels and sign-on claims. No one wants to play Minecraft inside a bureaucratic simulation. This is Art3mis, not a HOA.
Why It Works
- Players police themselves.
- Reputation matters more than rank.
- Creativity is rewarded, not regulated.
- Drama becomes content, not court cases.
- The absence of punishment encourages actual diplomacy, not Discord snitching.
Final Words from the Supreme Chillmaster Himself:
“We don’t ban players. We give them enough rope to build either a gallows... or a zipline.” — MoNoRi-Chan, Architect of Mayhem
So join Art3mis, where moderation isn’t a hammer, it’s a hammock.
Come for the anarchy. Stay for the surprisingly well-managed chaos.
