SPKZMC:MeloDrill

Deployed MeloDrills near Sierra Aurora

💥 The MeloDrill: When "Landscaping" and "War Crimes" Overlap

Introducing the MeloDrill™, the most revolutionary (and questionably legal) weapon in Minecraft history. Whether you’re a peaceful geologist looking to survey land or a warlord in desperate need of a bunker buster, this three-command devastation machine is guaranteed to leave a crater-sized impression—literally.

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🔧 How to Deploy the MeloDrill™

The MeloDrill operates using a foolproof (read: dangerously simple) three-step command system:

1️⃣ //sel – Select your target (er, we mean "landing site")

2️⃣ //expand 100 d – Decide how deep you want to "explore" (up to 100 blocks down—who needs bedrock?)

3️⃣ //set tnt – Activate the "drill" (or as the Geneva Convention calls it: "an act of aggression")

💡 Pro Tip: The "d" in //expand 100 d stands for "depth"… or "destruction", depending on your intent.

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🛠️ Intended Uses of the MeloDrill™

🚜 Land Surveying:

• Need to check for ores before digging? Drop a MeloDrill and let the explosions do the digging for you!
• Works great for finding hidden caves, mineshafts, and underground bunkers (because who actually digs manually?).

🏗️ Terraforming Projects:

• Who needs efficiency when you can level an entire hill in seconds?
• Perfect for "accidental" remodeling of your neighbor’s base.

💣 Bunker Busting & Siege Warfare:

• Got a rival faction hiding underground? No problem—turn their secret base into an exposed crime scene.
• Ideal for "diplomatic discussions" (i.e., total server anarchy).
• Noobs be warned: If you’re hiding in a dirt hut, expect a MeloDrill airdrop.

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Size 0 MeloDrill (with WorldEdit Overlay)

⚠️ Potential “Side Effects” (a.k.a. Collateral Damage)

❌ Server Lag – Turns out, dropping 1,000+ TNT blocks at once can make the server have an existential crisis.

❌ Unwanted Griefing Charges – Some admins might not appreciate your creative interpretation of "urban renewal."

❌ Unexpected Lava Baths – Drilling too deep may result in accidental Nether portal creation (also known as "whoops, lava").

❌ Immediate Bans – Some unenlightened server owners may view the MeloDrill as "an abomination" and "grounds for instant exile."

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📜 Legal Disclaimer

The creators of the MeloDrill hold zero responsibility for:

• Accidental server crashes
• Enraged admin messages
• Unexpected factions wars
• "Unintended" landscape destruction
• Any declarations of war from rival nations

Use at your own risk. Or don’t—your server might not survive anyway.

💀 "The only thing deeper than the craters it makes... is the regret of using it." 💀