SPKZMC:Infrastructure
Information from The State of Sarkhan Official Records
Technical Details about SPKZ's SMP Minecraft Server Server's Infrastructure, powered by NZ Network Enterprises
Main Server: "Big Catboy"
Alternative Names: Hardware Haswell
- CapEx: 15,000 THB
- Host: Dell R730XD – the venerable feline workhorse
- Virtualization: Runs both the Velocity Proxy (DMZ) and GenjaLabs (Auth + Channel 1) as VMs under Proxmox VE
- Specs:
- CPU: Dual Xeon E5-2683 v3 (56 vCores, prehistoric but loyal)
- RAM: 128GB ECC
- Reality Check: Due to its age (and existential weariness), TPS may not always hold up under modern expectations. Still refuses to retire.
Art3mis Server: "Hardware XG"
- CapEx: Classified
- Hardware Role: Officially granted by the Third Royal Decree: "Name"
- Host: Dell PowerEdge R640
- Specs via
neofetch:- OS: Ubuntu 24.04.2 LTS x86_64
- CPU: Intel Xeon Gold 6248 (80 threads @ 3.9GHz)
- RAM: 128GB ECC (only ~100GB actively used)
- GPU: Matrox™ (Basically for ASCII-based renders)
- Uptime: 18+ days and counting
- Running:
- Channel 2: Art3mis Live Server – optimized for Iron Golem spawning, trading halls, and chaotic economy
- Channel 3: Trinity Test Server – the TNT-Proofing Facility™
- Trivia: Thank Mrtelevision and jametheapple for building iron farm so hard it justified this hardware upgrade.
Edge Node: "Hardware Prometheus" (USA Region)
- CapEx: $239.79
- Location: MoNoRi-Chan’s residence (a.k.a. the Capitalist Outpost)
- Host: Dell R630
- OS: Proxmox VE 8.4.1
- Specs via
neofetch:- CPU: Intel Xeon E5-2640 v3 (32 threads @ 3.4GHz)
- RAM: 64GB ECC
- GPU: Matrox G200eR2 (still not doing anything)
- Role:
- Channel 4: Digital Archives – a historical collection of Minecraft worlds dating back to 2012
- Nickname: The equivalent of the Library of Alexandria, but with more creeper holes.
Backup Servers of Art3mis
"The Portal" – Califrog’s Disaster Recovery Node
- CapEx: 28,510 THB
- Hosted on: Synology NAS @ Califrog’s bunker
- Storage: ~8TB usable (RAID 1)
- Speed: Turtle Tokyo Drifting in molasses 🐢
- Purpose:
- Weekly VM snapshots (Velocity, GenjaLabs, Art3mis, NekoHost)
- Royal Decree–level disaster recovery
- Vault Keeper: Califrog
- Use case: Serious Business Only™
"The Book" – Our Personal Vault
- Device: WD My Cloud Home 12TB (RAID 1 → 6TB usable)
- Connected via: CIFS wizardry 🔮
- Purpose:
- Personal files, archives, projects
- Not for business, just personal chaos
- Use case: Glod Tax receipts, Minecraft lore, memes too powerful for Synology
- Policy:
🎩 Synology = Royal Backups 🧢 WD = Personal Vaults
