SPKZMC:CJNG
📜 Royal Decree: Episode ???+4 – The Dirt Coin Duplication Conspiracy
“When the Balance Breaks, The Duplication Awakens.”
"Every great civilization falls—not from war, not from plague, but from market manipulation." — MoNoRi-Chan, Royal Decree, former Binance Intern (not really)
💥 It all started with one daring decree.
Califrog, High Chancellor of Generous Handouts and Strange Economic Policy, introduced the ประชารัฐ Dirt & Coal Buyback Program, offering $JR11 per dirt block.
Let’s rewind for a moment:
Dirt, the backbone of the $JR economy, was originally valued at $JR1 under the JungRai Coins-Dirt Standard, perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
But Califrog? Califrog blinked at the balance and said:
“What if... we just paid more?”
And just like that, balance fell, and duping rose.
🧪 A Technological Technoking’s Test
MoNoRi-Chan, self-proclaimed Systems Analyst, Developer, and Part-Time Dungeon Architect, was testing NTP time-sync issues between server shards when he stumbled upon it:
- Buy dirt from Channel 1’s DirtMart™ at $JR1
- Switch to Channel 2’s Exchange Center™, sell it at $JR11
- ???
- 💰 Profit
It was so easy, so seamless, so accidental—it might as well be The Exchange’s version of a Binance flash loan exploit. MoNoRi-Chan, in his deep contemplative tone, simply said:
“This is fine. Probably.”
🌐 Portal Runners: CJNG Rises
Soon, others took notice of strange behaviors: players logging in, disappearing, and reappearing through portals like Star Wars smugglers doing the Kessel Run at warp speed.
Spawn activity increased.
Suspicion rose.
Then came the whispers…
“Hey, isn’t this guy in Channel 1 buying like, 27 stacks of dirt every 30 seconds?”
“Bro switched channels faster than a bored Zoomer on TikTok.”
“He’s running the dirt like a cartel…”
And thus, a new elite class emerged—CJNG, or Channel Jumper New Generation.
Players who exploited the buy/sell differential, churned dirt through portals like it was Ethereum arbitrage, and printed $JR faster than the U.S. Treasury on Black Friday.
💬 Califrog’s Reaction:
When told of the exploit, Califrog allegedly said:
"อ้าว เชี้ย เออดี เดี๋ยวแจกอีก" (“Oh sh*t, that’s fine. I’ll just give out more.”)
Truly, the economic doctrine of this admin was:
"When in doubt, print more $JR."
⚖️ The Aftermath: Is it Fixed?
No punishment. No bans.
This is Project Art3mis, after all—anarchy with a layer of bureaucracy.
Dupes are not bugs. They are traditions.
The CJNG rise, wealth redistributed (or... dupestrbuted?), and the value of dirt now floats like a dirty crypto coin on a sketchy exchange.
🧱 Final Thought
When history is written in obsidian and lavacasts, this day will be remembered.
A day when dirt became gold,
servers became ATMs,
and CJNG turned Project Art3mis into DupeFi 3.0.
Just another episode in the beautiful chaos of an anarchy server where the only rule is:
"If it works... it works."
🌍 Long live DirtCoin. Long live the CJNG.
💸 $JR is dead, long live $JR.
