Pilot

Pilot Copypasta:

I sexually Identify as a pilot. Ever since I was a catboy I dreamed of uploaded some killtage on YouTube just to get nailed consistently by CAR users and Spitfire campers. People say to me that a person being a pilot is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm catboy. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a little EM-4 Cold War, Flatline and Thunderbolt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me pilot and respect my right to willingly rodeo-suicide into powerful enemy titans. If you can't accept me you're a pilotophobe and need to check your vibes. Thank you for being so understanding.