Microsoft Employee
"Hello, this is John from Microsoft Technical Support. We have detected a severe virus on your computer, and if it is not removed immediately, it could compromise your banking details, social security number, and even your grandmother’s secret cookie recipe! But don’t worry, I am here to help.
All you need to do is download our special Microsoft Security Tool (definitely not a remote access trojan), and I will personally guide you through the removal process. Also, please provide your credit card details so we can verify your account.
Oh, and if you see a weird popup asking for remote access permission, just click "Accept"—it’s for your safety! Trust me, I work for Microsoft! We care about you! We really do! 😇"
(Scammer.exe has crashed. Reality Check Loading...)
Wait a second... Microsoft will never call you like this.
Microsoft does not monitor your PC for viruses.
Microsoft employees don’t need remote access to “fix” anything.
And Microsoft would NEVER ask for your credit card over the phone.
If anyone calls you claiming your computer has a virus and they need remote access, it’s a scam. Hang up, laugh at them, and maybe even waste their time a little for fun.
Stay safe, and remember:
The only real virus here is the scammer on the other end of the call. 🚨
