Luck
"Luck is a Lie: MoNoRi-Chan's Perspective on Games of Chance, Markets, and the Myth of Fortune"
In the chaotic tapestry of MoNoRi-Chan's life, "luck" plays a role as the most overhyped, overrated, and misunderstood concept in existence. Whether it’s pulling Apex Heirloom shards, rolling dice at a craps table, or investing in the ever-volatile world of cryptocurrencies, MoNoRi-Chan doesn’t believe luck has ever done him any favors. In fact, he’s built his life and financial independence on a foundation of rejecting the idea that random chance will lead to success.
To explain his perspective, MoNoRi-Chan often refers to three fictional characters that govern the worlds of chance and risk: The RNG Gods, The Algorithm, and his oddly endearing frenemy, Mr. Market.
The RNG Gods: Chaos Incarnate
This, the RNG Gods—mysterious entities that rule over games of chance. MoNoRi-Chan has encountered these divine trolls countless times, especially during his gaming escapades. From pulling gacha rolls that netted him nothing but low-tier items to playing Apex Legends and never, ever getting those elusive Heirloom shards, the RNG Gods seem to delight in his misfortune.
“They’re the ultimate embodiment of chaos,” MoNoRi-Chan explains. “You could spend hours grinding, drop hundreds of dollars, and still walk away with nothing but disappointment. They operate on pure randomness, and let me tell you, I’ve never been their chosen one.”
But it’s not all salt and frustration. MoNoRi-Chan learned something valuable from these encounters: never rely on randomness to build your life. Whether it’s a lottery ticket or a loot box, the RNG Gods are indifferent to your hopes and dreams. "Instead of praying to the RNG Gods, I prefer to invest my energy into things where skill and strategy can tilt the odds in my favor."
The Algorithm: The Cold, Calculating Overlord
If the RNG Gods are chaotic and unpredictable, The Algorithm is their opposite: cold, mechanical, and entirely deterministic. In places like slot machines or online casinos, The Algorithm reigns supreme, dictating outcomes based on pre-set probabilities designed to favor the house. MoNoRi-Chan likens The Algorithm to a malevolent AI—polished and inviting, but utterly unforgiving.
“The Algorithm is like that boss who tells you to ‘work harder’ when you’re already drowning in tasks. No matter what you do, it’s always two steps ahead,” MoNoRi-Chan says. “Slot machines, roulette wheels, even some video games—they’re all rigged to ensure you lose more often than you win. It’s not luck; it’s math.”
Because of this, MoNoRi-Chan refuses to waste his energy on endeavors where The Algorithm holds all the cards. “Why would I fight a system where the odds are rigged against me? It’s like trying to punch through a wall of steel with bare hands. I’d rather take my chances with something that has at least a sliver of unpredictability—like Mr. Market.”
Mr. Market: The Chaotic Friend
Enter Mr. Market, the personified embodiment of financial markets. Unlike the RNG Gods and The Algorithm, Mr. Market isn’t inherently cruel or biased. Instead, he’s unpredictable, moody, and prone to bouts of irrationality. For MoNoRi-Chan, Mr. Market isn’t a deity or an overlord—he’s more like that eccentric friend who can be both wildly generous and infuriatingly unreliable.
“Mr. Market doesn’t hate you, but he doesn’t love you either,” MoNoRi-Chan explains. “He’s just there, doing his thing, offering opportunities for those who are paying attention. If you can understand his moods and adapt to his whims, you can thrive. But if you ignore the warning signs or act impulsively, he’ll chew you up and spit you out.”
MoNoRi-Chan’s relationship with Mr. Market is deeply personal. He credits the financial markets—not luck—with giving him the chance to escape the grind of a 9-to-5 job. By studying market patterns, managing risks, and holding onto investments like Stellar Lumens (XLM), MoNoRi-Chan has turned Mr. Market into an ally rather than an adversary.
“Mr. Market gave me freedom—not because I was lucky, but because I worked for it. I didn’t need a jackpot or a divine blessing. I just needed patience, resilience, and a willingness to adapt.”
The Myth of Luck
For MoNoRi-Chan, luck is nothing more than a comforting myth—a way for people to explain outcomes they don’t understand or control. But in reality, success is built on preparation, strategy, and the ability to navigate chaotic systems like Mr. Market.
“People love to talk about luck, but they rarely talk about responsibility,” MoNoRi-Chan says. “Whether you’re investing in crypto, playing games, or just trying to survive in this capitalist hellscape, you’re responsible for your own decisions. Hopes and dreams don’t pay the bills—action does.”
A Word to the Wise
So, what’s MoNoRi-Chan’s advice for those chasing fortune?
- Avoid the RNG Gods unless it’s for fun. They’ll take your money and laugh in your face.
- Don’t trust The Algorithm unless you enjoy being a statistic in someone else’s profit margins.
- Learn to dance with Mr. Market. He’s unpredictable, but he’s also the only one who’ll give you a fair shot—if you know how to play your cards right.
As MoNoRi-Chan likes to say, “Luck doesn’t live here. Only skill, strategy, and a little bit of chaos management.” Whether he’s trading altcoins, building anarchy servers in Minecraft, or vibing on the streets of Bangkok, one thing is certain: MoNoRi-Chan is the master of his own fate—and he wouldn’t have it any other way.
