Halal

Dressing the 🕋 up like this would be absolutely halal

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Things that are considered Halal

Eating pork products is pretty halal I'd say

• Pork Products
  • Man, you guys are really missing out the bacon
• Being associated in LGBTQ+ groups.
• Fighting for your religion or cause to your death (the Red Shield thank you for your jihad)
• Leveraged Trading
• Lending out money at exorbitant interest