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The Great VRAM Robbery: When Graphics Cards Stopped Caring (and Started Pretending)

Remember when graphics cards were all about, you know, graphics? When VRAM increases were as reliable as death and taxes? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Fast forward to 2025, and we're living in a world where 12GB of VRAM will set you back a cool $600, a price that would have bought you a decent used car a decade ago. Oh, and did we mention the textures look like they were ripped straight from a PS2 game? Thanks, ray tracing!

It seems we've entered a brave new era of graphics cards pretending to be better. It's like putting racing stripes on a Yugo and expecting it to win the Indy 500. Sure, it looks fast, but under the hood, it's still… well, a Yugo.

Nvidia's Not-So-Secret Agenda:

Let's be honest, Nvidia has stopped caring about gamers. We're an afterthought, a rounding error in their quarterly earnings reports. Their focus is now squarely on the lucrative A.I. market, where deep-pocketed corporations are willing to pay exorbitant prices for the latest and greatest hardware.

Gaming cards are now just repurposed data center chips with some DLSS/AI magic hastily duct-taped onto them to trick us into thinking we're getting something special. It's like getting a free keychain with a car purchase and being told it enhances the engine's performance.

The VRAM Bottleneck: A Deliberate Design Flaw?

The most glaring issue is the stagnant VRAM situation. It's as if Nvidia is deliberately throttling VRAM to force us to upgrade more frequently. It's a brilliant (and infuriating) business strategy. Make the cards "just good enough" for today's games, knowing full well that they'll be struggling with tomorrow's releases.

It's like selling a car with a tiny gas tank. Sure, it'll get you to work and back, but good luck taking a road trip. You'll be stopping at every gas station along the way, emptying your wallet in the process.

The AI TOPS Smoke and Mirrors:

And don't even get me started on the made-up benchmarks like "AI TOPS". It's marketing jargon designed to confuse and distract. It's like measuring a car's speed in how many squirrels it can run over per hour. Sure, it's a number, but it doesn't tell you anything useful about the car's actual performance.

The Gamer's Lament:

So, what's a gamer to do? Well, I'm taking a stand. I'm not falling for Nvidia's tricks anymore. I'll stick with my trusty RTX 2070 card until it finally gives up the ghost. And when that day comes, I'll scour the used market for another one.

Maybe, just maybe, if enough gamers refuse to play along, Nvidia will finally realize that we're not just cash cows to be milked. But until then, I'll be over here, happily playing my slightly outdated games with perfectly acceptable frame rates. And I'll be laughing all the way to the bank (or at least to the next Steam sale).