Asian Americans

Information from The State of Sarkhan Official Records
The most confusing social class of Asians who can't speak any of CJK
Born in China...
Grown in America... 
Raised on Japanese anime... 
And currently eating French fries! 

Learn to dance from K-pop 
Eat a lot of Thai food 
Drink a bunch of Taiwan boba tea

The ABC Conundrum: Born in Asia, but Bilingual in Burger and Basketball

It's a tale as old as time for many Asian Americans: you're born in one country, raised in another, and suddenly you're expected to be a polyglot cultural ambassador. "Say something in your native language!" they'll demand, eyes twinkling with exotic fascination. But what they often fail to grasp is the reality of the ABC (American-Born Chinese) or any other "American-Born [insert Asian country here]" experience.

For many of us, our "native" language is the one we learned on the playground, not the ancestral tongue spoken by our parents or grandparents. Sure, we might have picked up a few phrases at family gatherings or during trips back home, but our fluency in Mandarin, Korean, or Tagalog is often limited to ordering food or asking where the bathroom is.

Instead, we've mastered the art of navigating the cultural melting pot that is America. We're fluent in the language of memes, pop culture references, and fast-food orders. We can debate the merits of Marvel vs. DC, dissect the latest TikTok dance craze, and recite lines from our favorite anime with startling accuracy.

In fact, we might be more likely to converse in Spanish with our Latino neighbors than in the language of our heritage. Years of ESL classes, Spanglish conversations, and shared cultural experiences have forged a linguistic connection that transcends borders.

So, the next time someone asks us to "say something in [insert Asian language here]," we might just respond with a shrug and a "No hablo [insert Asian language here], pero puedo pedir una orden de tacos en español." It's a lighthearted reminder that our identities are complex and multifaceted, shaped by a blend of cultures and experiences.

Being Asian American is not about adhering to a stereotype or fulfilling others' expectations. It's about embracing our unique stories, celebrating our diverse backgrounds, and defying the narrow definitions imposed upon us. So, let's raise a glass (of boba tea, perhaps?) to the ABCs, the ABKs, the ABJs, and all the other hyphenated identities that make up the rich tapestry of Asian America. We may not speak our parents' language fluently, but we're fluent in the language of resilience, adaptation, and the pursuit of the American dream.