Apple Vision Pro vs. LSD
Title: "Apple Vision Pro vs LSD: A Psychedelic Irony for the Modern Wage Slave"
Let’s do a little consumer comparison, shall we?
On one hand, you’ve got LSD — a historically potent, mind-expanding, creativity-boosting experience that helped define an entire counterculture movement.
On the other, you’ve got the Apple Vision Pro — a $3,499 digital ski mask that makes you look like a tech cultist watching Cars 2 alone in a floating workspace.
Let’s break it down like a BuzzFeed listicle for capitalist despair:
🍄 LSD: Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
Cost: Maybe $10
Experience: Profound ego death, heightened consciousness, spiritual awakening, seeing God through a lava lamp.
Battery Life: Eternal, depending on dosage.
Style: Tie-dye, sunglasses, barefoot in the grass.
Social Perception: Weird, yes — but also poetic. You’re the guy that “gets it.”
Big Tech Involvement: Zero. The CIA doesn’t count anymore.
Return Policy: None. But you won't want one.
🥽 Apple Vision Pro: Strap In, Sell Out, Drop $3,499
Cost: More than your rent.
Experience: Virtual Excel sheets, sweaty face, “spatial computing,” and being interrupted by notifications in three dimensions.
Battery Life: 2 hours if you believe in miracles.
Style: Robocop meets finance bro.
Social Perception: People whisper, “Is he okay?”
Big Tech Involvement: Full surveillance mode activated. Apple now owns your face.
Return Policy: 30 days. And you will.
🤡 One Expands Your Mind. The Other Expands Your Debt.
When Timothy Leary said “Turn on, tune in, drop out”, he wasn’t talking about turning on a headset, tuning in to Microsoft Teams, and dropping out of your bank account.
LSD made people question the system.
Vision Pro makes you sync to iCloud and ask “Do I look productive yet?”
With acid, you’re one with the universe.
With Vision Pro, you’re one with your credit card interest rate, wondering why the future of computing involves motion sickness and looking like a tech zombie in Starbucks.
🧠 The Real Vision
You don’t need a $3,499 face computer to escape reality.
You just need a patch of sunlight, some Pink Floyd, and maybe a tiny tab of something Timothy Leary-approved.
LSD says: “Reality is an illusion, break free.”
Apple says: “Reality is too basic. Subscribe to Spatial Plus™.”
🎤 MoNoRi-Chan’s Final Thought
So the next time you see a guy in a park, lying on the grass, staring at clouds, giggling like he knows the secrets of the cosmos — and next to him, someone pacing around with a Vision Pro on their face, pinching invisible windows and sweating under the California sun — just remember:
One of them paid $10 to experience enlightenment.
The other paid $3,499 to look like a Wi-Fi router with abandonment issues.
🥽🧠🍄
Turn on. Tune in. Drop out.
It’s cheaper. It’s cooler.
And most importantly…
you won’t need a USB-C battery pack to do it.
