ค่าโง่
ค่าโง่ (Stupidity Fee) หมายถึงการเสียเงินหรือทรัพย์สินอันมีค่า อันเนื่องมาจากความรู้เท่าไม่ถึงการณ์หรือเสียรู้คน
In a world where knowledge is power, there exists an unusual fee that some unfortunate souls are forced to pay. Referred to as the "ค่าโง่" or "Stupidity Fee," this is a monetary or material loss incurred due to a lack of awareness or understanding of a given situation. It is a fee that one pays for their ignorance, often becoming an easy target for those seeking to exploit the unsuspecting.
The Author's Experience:
Allow me to share a personal encounter that sheds light on this peculiar fee. While visiting Pattaya, a city known for its vibrant nightlife and entertainment, I found myself in a rather precarious situation. Curiosity got the better of me, and I was walking down the Pattaya's infamous Walking Street, known for its vibrant nightlife and questionable offerings, can be a treacherous playground for unsuspecting tourists. Little did I know that a seemingly harmless stroll along this renowned strip would lead me into a web of deception, undercover police, and a bizarre twist of fate.
The Tempting Offer:
As I wandered through the streets, a stranger approached me with a proposition too good to resist – an opportunity to purchase a forbidden substance. Ignoring my better judgment, I took the bait, enticed by the allure of indulging in something illicit during my vacation. Little did I know that this encounter would prove to be a costly lesson in naivety. I asked "How much?" He said "1000 Baht". I asked if he accept transfers. The drug dealer, aware of the risks involved in being doxxed by electronic transactions, insisted on cash payment, citing the untraceable nature of physical currency.
The Sting Operation:
Having completed the transaction, I walked away, blissfully unaware that my every move was being closely monitored by undercover officers. Like a scene from a suspenseful thriller, they shadowed my every step, waiting for the opportune moment to make their move. The police pulled over and asked what's in my pocket shattered the illusion of my escapade, plunging me into a grim reality.
The Arrest and Unexpected Twist:
As I was taken away to police station, a wave of panic and regret washed over me. I was swiftly taken into custody, facing the harsh consequences of my ill-fated decision...
Now, at the police station, the police was furious when I use my right to remain silent and my friend convinced the police to not push further legal consequences. Telling them that I was depressed and I need to self-medicate.
However, what transpired next caught me off guard. The police, perhaps finding amusement in my foolishness, decided not to prosecute me for my indiscretions. Instead, they offered a strange alternative – a physical exercise routine.
The Curious Resolution:
To my bewilderment, the police informed me that my punishment would not involve a lengthy legal battle or a hefty fine. Instead, I was instructed to perform twenty jumping jacks as a symbolic gesture of repentance. It was an unconventional resolution, to say the least, but one that left me feeling both relieved and perplexed.
The Bitter Lesson:
Walking away from the police station, the weight of my foolishness settled upon me. I had fallen victim to a scheme that preyed upon the gullible and the naive. My encounter served as a stark reminder of the consequences that accompany hasty decision-making and succumbing to temptations in unfamiliar territories.
A Reflection:
As I reflect on my misadventure, I can't help but ponder the absurdity of the situation. The Walking Street, with its sordid reputation, had ensnared me in its web of deception. Both the beautiful beach and the dark side of the Pattaya city makes me felt like a strange parody of justice.
The Stupidity Fee:
The tale of the "Stupidity Fee" stands as a testament to the perils of unwise choices and the unexpected turns life can take. It serves as a cautionary tale for those who find themselves enticed by the allure of forbidden pleasures, urging them to exercise caution and consider the potential consequences. In the end, I may have paid my dues through twenty jumping jacks, but the lesson learned was far more valuable than the temporary thrill I had sought.
Conclusion:
My encounter on Pattaya's Walking Street, though peculiar and bewildering, has become a story etched in my memory. It serves as a reminder to others that reckless decisions can lead to unexpected and often absurd outcomes. Let this cautionary tale serve as a reminder to exercise discernment, think twice before embracing the allure of the forbidden, and avoid the pitfalls that can accompany impulsive choices.
