MoNoRi-Chan/第一/Garage

One MoNoRi-Chan's Garage, also known as the "Parking Lot," is a multidimensional hub located at One MoNoRi-Chan's Apartment. The garage serves as the R&D center for Catboy Council's technology and is restricted to only MoNoRi-Chan themselves via a DNA scanner. Meanwhile, the Parking Lot is a social space where MoNoRi-Chan interacts with other characters.

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One MoNoRi-Chan's Garage is known for its self-rebuilding capabilities after being crash landed by various MoNoRi-Chans due to reasons ranging from intoxicated driving to mischievous acts of disrespecting authority. Despite the state-of-the-art security systems, the garage is often unable to protect itself from the interdimensional travels of MoNoRi-Chans. To address this issue, the catboy council has developed Protocol DN-8831GC, also known as the "Garage Crash Protocol," which provides basic instructions in case of any garage crashes.

The Garage Crash Protocol is a risk mitigation response to the dangers of drunk driving and is designed to provide a step-by-step guide for the catboys on how to handle the chaos that inevitably ensues after one of their wild parties gets out of hand. The card serves as an emergency instruction for the catboys and provides guidance on how to minimize the damage and restore the garage to its original state.

Tales from the Garage

First Contact

This is the story about One MoNoRi-Chan's Fist contact with Evil MoNoRi-Chan and how they became best friends.

The council did not tell One MoNoRi-Chan about the discovery of flux capacitor and has installed on his old Delorean that he left keys with the Council, but they decided to show up by time travelling into his parking lot at 3am, One MoNoRi-Chan was pissed at first that who disturbs him at 3am but saw a hole inside garage and decided to check out, turns out it's the council playing with his Delorean and One MoNoRi-Chan jokingly tells them to piss off and offer them place to sleep in his apartment to discuss plans in the morning

The council, still in shock from the time travel, accepts his offer and they all head inside his apartment to discuss their plans for the future. They tell One MoNoRi-Chan about the flux capacitor and Mr. Fusion's DIY plutonium that they've installed on his Delorean, and offer him to join them on their time-traveling adventures. One MoNoRi-Chan, initially hesitant, becomes excited at the prospect of traveling through time and joins the council once again as their leader. They spend the rest of the night discussing their plans and strategizing on how to use the time travel technology for the betterment of Sarkhan and the world.

give me a skit of council members accidentally crashed Delorean into his parking lot at 3am, wakes him up with a shotgun in hand but did not shoot council members due to their known mischevious behavior

INT. ONE MONORI-CHAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

We see ONE MONORI-CHAN fast asleep in his bed, suddenly he's awakened by a loud crash outside. He jumps out of bed, grabs a shotgun and heads to the front door.

ONE MONORI-CHAN (yelling) Who the hell is out there?!

He cautiously opens the door, gun at the ready, to find several council members standing in his garage, surrounded by debris. The Delorean is crashed into a wall.

COUNCIL MEMBER 1 (sheepishly) Hey, sorry to wake you up. We were just...testing out some new technology.

ONE MONORI-CHAN (sarcastic) Yeah, I can see that. You almost gave me a heart attack.

COUNCIL MEMBER 2 (laughing) Sorry, sorry. We didn't mean to scare you. We were just having a bit of fun.

ONE MONORI-CHAN (shaking his head) Fun? You're lucky I didn't shoot you. You're all lucky I don't have a no-trespassing sign.

COUNCIL MEMBER 3 We'll make it up to you, we promise. Can we crash here for the night?

ONE MONORI-CHAN (sighing) Fine. But you're cleaning up this mess in the morning. And you're sleeping on the floor.

The council members nod in agreement as they head into the apartment. One Monori-chan shakes his head, still in disbelief at what just happened, but decides to let it go and goes back to bed.

CUT TO:

INT. ONE MONORI-CHAN'S APARTMENT - MORNING

The council members are seen sleeping on the floor, the Delorean is now in perfect condition and outside the parking lot. One Monori-chan is sitting at the table, drinking coffee and staring at the council members with a smirk on his face.

ONE MONORI-CHAN (laughing to himself) Bloody god damn Mischevious council members.

 He then heard another crash like sounds, but this time it's his evil counterpart along with his custom Black DeLorean travelled interdimensionally the same crash spot, but this time did not caused any damages to the building, they all sat and have some tea time together and in the garage is like rich boys meeting in different DeLoreans of their own style

INT. ONE MONORI-CHAN'S GARAGE - NIGHT

One MoNoRi-Chan is sitting in his pajamas, holding a shotgun, looking confused as he hears a loud crashing sound. Suddenly, the door to his garage bursts open and in comes the Council of Catboys, all looking a little disheveled and covered in dust. They are followed by Evil MoNoRi-Chan and his custom black DeLorean.

ONE MONORI-CHAN (shocked) What the hell?! What are you guys doing here at 3am?!

COUNCIL MEMBER 1 (laughing) Sorry man, we were just messing around with the time machine and accidentally ended up here.

EVIL MONORI-CHAN (laughing) Yeah, we had a similar problem. But don't worry, we didn't cause any damage.

ONE MONORI-CHAN (shaking his head) You guys are always causing trouble.

COUNCIL MEMBER 2 (waving a hand) Hey, no harm no foul. We brought some tea, want to join us?

ONE MONORI-CHAN (sighs) Fine. But you guys are sleeping on the couch tonight.

The group settles down in the garage, admiring the different DeLoreans and chatting over tea. As the night wears on, they discuss plans for the future and catch up on each other's lives.

EVIL MONORI-CHAN (sipping his tea) So, One MoNoRi-Chan, how have you been since leaving the council?

ONE MONORI-CHAN (shrugs) Good, I've been keeping a low profile and just focusing on work. But this air rights deal for my building is pretty sweet.

COUNCIL MEMBER 3 (nodding) Yeah, it's been a good way for people to earn some passive income.

EVIL MONORI-CHAN (grinning) Speaking of passive income, have you thought about investing in some interdimensional real estate?

ONE MONORI-CHAN (laughing) Ha! Not a bad idea. Maybe I'll look into that.

As the night wears on, the group continues to joke and laugh, enjoying each other's company. The garage may be a little crowded, but it's clear that these unlikely friends have formed a strong bond over their shared love of technology and adventure.

Providing addtional context to the story and continue on the script:
Evil MoNoRi-Chan reveals his pack of inter-dimensional 50 baht that he has collected from over the years in time of development of Thailand and Sarkhan. And another one is inter-dimensional Space Marijuana. they began roll up and passing the joints to each other and everyone is admiring 50 Baht notes collection of his not so Evil counterpart, in the end he just like every MoNoRi-Chans, they're all INTJ but he just like the black color that's all.

Evil MoNoRi-Chan also shows how his Black Delorean (Dubbed 黒鱗竜 "The Black Dragon") by modifying flux capacitor to take portal gun fluid to travel inderdimensionally. 

He also make his vehicle runs more clean air. by replace the gas-guzzing engine with 2010 Prius hybrid engine with Lithium batteries but with 20x the capacity of what technology that One MoNoRi-Chan  has to produce for his mines today. 

Then what caught everyone's eyes is after a press of a button, his bot maid just swarm out of his car and began clean up the rubble and repairs all damages that councilmen into a functional fortress in less than 15 minutes.

After a casual dicussion, they introduced new technology to make trains runs more punctual and higher speeds such as an advanced suspension and new signalling techs

The scene begins with One MoNoRi-Chan, the council members, and Evil MoNoRi-Chan sitting in the garage, admiring the collection of inter-dimensional 50 baht notes and passing around joints of inter-dimensional space marijuana. They all marvel at the advanced technology of Evil MoNoRi-Chan's Black DeLorean, dubbed "The Black Dragon", which is powered by a hybrid engine and lithium batteries with 20 times the capacity of the technology used in One MoNoRi-Chan's mines.

As they sit and chat, Evil MoNoRi-Chan reveals that his DeLorean also has a built-in bot maid, which quickly swarms out of the car and begins to clean up the rubble and repair any damages caused by the council's accidental crash.

The conversation shifts to technology development for trains, and Evil MoNoRi-Chan introduces new ideas for advanced suspension systems and new signaling technologies that would make trains run more punctually and at higher speeds. The council members and One MoNoRi-Chan are excited by the possibilities and begin to brainstorm ways to implement these new technologies in their own Sarkhans.

As the night goes on, the group continues to smoke and discuss new technologies, solidifying their bond as fellow MoNoRi-Chans united in their shared passion for innovation and progress. The scene ends with the council members and One MoNoRi-Chan, feeling inspired and invigorated, as they prepare to return to their own Sarkhans to begin work on implementing these new technologies.

4th Wall References

(Private Information: See also Sarkhan's Garage)