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''noun / the condition in which an institution becomes more expensive to shut down than to keep operating indefinitely''

Originally a description of financial institutions whose collapse would damage the broader system. By 2026 the label fits a wider set of platforms and infrastructures that have accumulated enough users, data, regulatory entanglement, and legacy code that exit has become practically unthinkable.

'''Modern Specimens:'''

* '''Brand stickiness as accidental landlordism''': Certain tech platforms no longer need to win new arguments. They simply remain the default room everyone is already standing in. People declare they are quitting Twitter/X and then continue reading it. Redditors criticize Reddit while remaining inside their chosen echo chambers. The platforms did not necessarily plan to become digital landlords; they became them by surviving long enough that the switching cost exceeded the irritation cost.
* '''Financial institutions and the [[COBOL]] horizon''': Core banking systems still rest on decades-old mainframe logic. Replacing them completely is so risky and expensive that institutions instead wrap new interfaces around the old engines. The customer sees a modern app. The actual ledger movement still travels through code that predates most of the staff.
* '''Credit score as expensive imaginary number''': The credit score functions as a highly consequential abstraction. When that abstraction breaks internal calculators or produces absurd outputs, the resulting repairs and workarounds become their own cost center. The humor is dark: a number that was never fully real still dictates access to housing, capital, and insurance, while the institutions that rely on it treat the underlying human as a line item on a risk report.
* '''Interface as thin wrapper''': Most consumer banking and fintech front-ends are elaborate presentation layers over a very small set of primitive operations — deposit, withdrawal, transfer, balance inquiry. The complexity lives in compliance, fraud detection, legacy integration, and marketing. The core verbs remain almost unchanged.

'''The 2026 Pattern:''' Too Big To Fail no longer requires a formal bailout. It only requires enough accumulated dependency that the rational individual choice is to stay, complain, and continue paying rent (attention, data, or fees) to the same landlord. The system persists not because it is loved, but because the alternatives feel more expensive than the irritation.

'''Usage examples:'''

* “Nobody actually quits the platform. They just open a second account and keep reading. Classic Too Big To Fail behavior.”
* “The bank’s mobile app is new. The COBOL is not. The customer is still a line item.”
* “Credit scores broke their own calculators and somehow remained mandatory. Expensive comedy.”
* “They became landlords by accident. Now the tenants argue in the courtyard but never move out.”

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