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[[File:Internet girls.jpg|thumb|The e-girl you are talking to can be a feds. But who knows?]]
'''Unmasking the "Girls on the Internet" Conspiracy: Are They Secret Agents of the State?'''

The internet is a place of infinite wonder, where every cat is a potential meme, and every discussion is one click away from a heated argument. But one phenomenon that has confounded and intrigued netizens for years is the concept that "There are No Girls on the Internet." This enduring meme suggests that the digital realm is devoid of the fairer sex. However, what if we were to take this meme to a whole new level of conspiracy theory? What if, just maybe, the so-called "girls on the internet" are not only real but are also secret agents of the state, working diligently to manipulate you for tax purposes and, brace yourselves, to create the next generation of debt-bearers for the government? Welcome to the world of internet espionage, or as we like to call it, "Meme-gate."

'''The Gender Paradox of the Internet'''
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First, let's address the meme itself: "There are No Girls on the Internet." This playful notion has its roots in the observation that many online users claim to be male, even if they're not. It's a joke, a playful prod at the idea that gender on the internet is largely irrelevant. However, the conspiracy theory we're about to unveil goes beyond the notion of playful banter and enters the realm of shadowy government plots.

'''Are They Really [[Feds]]?'''
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Picture this: You're in a lively online discussion, and suddenly, someone with a female username and a profile picture that seems just a tad too perfect starts engaging you in conversation. You discuss your personal life, your financial situation, and even your opinion on [[taxation]]. Could this be a mere coincidence, or is it part of a grander scheme? The conspiracy theory suggests that these "girls on the internet" are actually undercover agents, skilled in the art of conversation manipulation. Their mission? To extract information about your income, your assets, and your tax evasion schemes. In the world of online espionage, everyone's a potential target.

'''The Offspring Conspiracy'''
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But the rabbit hole goes even deeper. Not only are these internet girls allegedly spying on your financial secrets, but they're also working to ensure the government's financial future. The theory suggests that, as federal agents, they are on a mission to convince you to bring offspring into the world. Why? Because, in this dystopian vision, every child born becomes another debt-bearer for the government. It's all part of a grand plan to ensure that future generations will carry the heavy burden of [[IRL:US Dollar/Debt|national debt]], all while being groomed to be loyal, tax-paying citizens.

'''The "Meme-gate" Conclusion'''

As entertaining as this conspiracy theory may be, Attention from internet girls (E-girls) has become a competition and in many cases a business.  Women who pose or post videos for that attention continue to try to 'best' the other girls.  Whether it's showing more skin in more interesting ways or just sometimes just 'performing' everyday ordinary tasks in tight or skimpy clothes.  So I've heard. From a friend. We must stress that it's entirely fictional and borne out of humor and satire. The "girls on the internet" are real people, regardless of gender, who engage in online conversations for a multitude of reasons, none would want to talk to you about government espionage or tax manipulation. So, while internet memes are a source of endless amusement and speculation, it's essential to separate fiction from reality. After all, the only real conspiracy here is the one that suggests the internet is anything other than a vast and diverse digital landscape filled with individuals from all walks of life. But hey, who doesn't love a good dose of internet humor and intrigue?

On a lighter note, if you're looking for a different kind of online experience, there's always the world of "[[femboy|femboys]]" - a diverse and welcoming community where you can engage with like-minded individuals in a safe and enjoyable environment.