League of Lesbians
A dog game by RITO Company, the same company which produces VALORANT.
League of Lesbians: Japan’s Worst Game of All Time – And We Can’t Even Deny It
Welcome, summoners to the League of Lesbians, or as it’s more affectionately known in Japan—the worst game of all time. Yes, this iconic, 13-year-old relic was voted by Japanese gamers as the bottom of the barrel, and honestly, who could blame them? Let’s break it down: same map, same meta, same everything for over a decade. Riot Games seems to think it's okay to recycle the same product year after year like we’re all still stuck in 2009, clutching our pre-paid RP cards with wide-eyed optimism.
The Stale Meta – A Museum Piece in Gaming
The meta in League of Lesbians is so stale it’s basically gaming’s version of vintage cheese—hard, crusty, and nobody really wants it. You’d think after more than a decade, there would be some revolutionary shift in gameplay, but nah, we’re still babysitting minion waves and tip-toeing around Baron like it’s our first time on the Rift. I mean, come on—13 years and you still can’t deny a creep? Even Dota figured that out before we all had smartphones.
Speaking of smartphones, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: Arena of Valor (AoV) or, as it’s known in some markets, RoV. Oh, you thought League was bad? Imagine a cheap mobile copy of the game where you can conveniently suffer through the same terrible experience on the go! Now you can ruin your day in a Starbucks queue while waiting for your overpriced latte. Progress!
The Same Map – Seriously, Riot?
Let’s talk about Summoner’s Rift, the one and only map in League. Riot Games clearly believes in the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" philosophy. Except, spoiler alert: it’s been broken for years. We’re talking about the same three lanes, same jungle camps, same dragon pit… can we get a little innovation here, please? Is it too much to ask for something new? Maybe a map that feels like it wasn’t drawn up in the back of a middle school notebook?
Meanwhile, other genres have evolved and moved forward, while League is basically stuck in a time loop. At this point, it’s less a game and more of a nostalgic punishment. They’ve dressed it up with some new skins and a shiny battle pass, but underneath? It’s the same exact game we were playing a decade ago.
The MOBA Market – Dying Faster Than Your Bronze 5 Teammates
And let’s face it: the MOBA market is dying. There are fewer new players joining the Rift, while seasoned veterans are heading for the exits faster than a 0/12 Yasuo leaves champ select. Remember when MOBAs were the next big thing? Yeah, that was about 2013. Fast forward to today, and the only thing growing faster than the number of players quitting is the rage in every solo queue match.
With games like Fortnite and Apex Lesbians embracing fast-paced, engaging experiences, MOBAs feel like yesterday’s news. The mobile knock-offs like RoV and AoV? They’re just putting more nails in the coffin. Sure, the die-hard fans will keep playing, but even they know deep down that this ship is sinking.
Conclusion – Get Off the Rift
League of Lesbians isn’t just Japan’s worst game of all time, it’s a museum exhibit masquerading as a modern title. The stale meta, unchanging map, and dying MOBA market have left it in the dust, but don’t worry—Riot will keep selling you overpriced skins while pretending everything is fine. So, if you’re still queuing up for that ranked grind, just know you’re not playing a game—you’re playing a history lesson.
It's time to move on, people. Maybe try something fresh, like, I don't know… anything else.
